I had meant to drop this into the Team Darkness Private Forums when they went public. Of course, it was locked, so I'll drop it in here to provide whatever entertainment that it might be worth.
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Oh. We have visitors.
Well, this is a little embarrassing. I didn’t know all of you were coming or I would have cleaned the place up. Seriously though, most of this stuff isn’t even mine. I mean we drug test at my company, soooo, I don’t even know what most of that stuff is for.
Yes… well… good point. But I’d counter that a six foot nitrous oxide powered bong made out of crack labeled “Property of Beef” could actually belong to Theonlyrealbeef. That guy parties. I’m just saying.
So. I guess I’ll show you around. We have a mini fridge for snacks. Nothing left in there though but a yogurt that has actually been in there since Round 1. I’d go ahead and leave that one alone. We turned the big fridge into a kegerator. Had a hard time agreeing on a beer though with members from so many countries. It was also hard to keep 9270984 away from it. I mean. He isn’t of age you know. Apparently there are some rules about that. We all learned a lot.
Speaking of underaged, please do close the door behind you. Some of the girls might get out. Don’t listen to anything they might have to say. They’ve been hitting the Nitro Burning Funny Bong pretty hard. They'll try to tell you the craziest stories. Heh. Crazy stories. You know, for the longest time I didn’t think they spoke English. Turns out they were just Australian. I know, right? Kael brought them in in a sack after we had such a good round 2. That was quite a party. I imagined that they wouldn’t be able to testify because of the language thing. Imagine my surprise? Heh. Yes well… moving on.
Oh, the books. Plastique made a very detailed manual called, “How to beat everyone at Elements forever.”, and gave one to everyone. I understand it is VERY good. He’s a fantastic player. He was always talking about quanta, and cards, and stuff like countering... things... I really didn't understand much of it to be honest. I meant to get around to reading it before the matches. I think that is what he had in mind. Yeah, that’s probably what he intended, that makes a lot of sense actually. I used mine for a coaster. I mean, the coffee table was new, and there was a LOT of drinking. A LOT of drinking.
This one door is locked. This is all Kael’s place you know. That’s where he keeps the Nymphs. So many beautiful Nymphs… Kuroaitou tried to use one of his upped cards to pry it open. No luck. I am pretty sure that Guy Fawkes got in there using his V for Vendetta mask and pretending he was just Kael on “Dress Up Wednesday”. On Thursday morning he looked more drained than a Rainbow Deck fighting Fractaled Amber Nymphs. Godspeed on your recovery Guy.
Over here was vrt’s place that Lokiburn4 stayed in. Vrt’s name actually shows up when you make a call from that phone in the CallerID. Lets just say that drunk dialing pepokish at 4am NEVER got old. She was quite a sport about it for the first couple weeks. Did you know that someone from Amsterdam can get a restraining order issued by a court in your own country with enough evidence? We didn’t know either.
That’s about it. Glad you guys stopped by. Next time I’ll clean up a little. I mean, I’ll clean up what I can. The Feds said we aren’t allowed to delete anything from that computer until after the trail.
Shut that door behind you on the way out. No, I’m not leaving. Why am I still here? Kael is letting me crash on the couch. I am not supposed to leave the country until I get some minor legal things cleared up. Team Darkness can party, that’s all my lawyer will let me say about it. See you guys later.
