Unstoppable Blessed Bonercockballs Deck Help

[dragonsdemesne]

I need help with my deck.  Here's what I have so far:

by dragonsdemesne

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52g 52g 52g 52g 52g 52g 52g 52g 52g 52g 52g 52g 52h 52h 52h 52h 52h 52h 52n 52n 52n 52n 52n 52n 52r 52r 52r 52r 52r 52r 542 542 542 542 5c0 5c0 5c0 5c0 5c0 5c0 8pn

I was thinking of using Unstoppable on my Cocks, so that they would penetrate all shields.

Blessed Cocks also seems like a viable strategy.  8 inch Cocks are nothing to laugh at.

Should I use a weapon?  Dirk and Short Sword are out of the question, but Long Sword would be a good addition.

How about Shard of Readiness?  It doesn't have great synergy in the deck, but it would be nice if I had a ready cock at all times.

Supernova would be a good way to get quanta, but I have no way to play it.

I know I'm using Death, but I definitely do NOT want to put Virus in my deck, even if it does synergize with bone wall and bone yard.  Same goes for Plague; it's a definite no-go.  No parasites, either.

How about Ball Lightning?  It would pair nicely with Cockatrice.  I could splash that in the deck easily, and if I went with the gravity or light addition, I could have blessed unstoppable balls next to my cocks.

So... how about something like this?

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4vj 4vj 4vj 4vj 4vj 4vj 52g 52g 52g 52g 52g 52g 52g 52g 52g 52g 52g 52g 52h 52h 52h 52h 52h 52h 52n 52n 52n 52n 52n 52n 52r 52r 52r 52r 52r 52r 5c0 5c0 5c0 5c0 5c0 5c0 5lf 5lf 5lf 5lf 5lf 5lf 74a 74a 74a 74a 74a 74a 809 809 809 809 809 809 8pn

This gives me the best of all worlds.  Bone dragons, bone yards, and bone walls.  I have my cocks and balls, and they are unstoppable and blessed.  Novas going off makes the whole thing work.

[furballdn]

60 cards? that seems to be way too much and you don't have any hourglasses.

[Skotadi Phobos]

how is this in humor?

[nerd1]

just watch out for viruses 

[n00b]

how is this in humor?

^This post made me lose a little bit more hope in the world.^

Also dragon, add some mitoses so yer balls can repopulate... wouldn't wanna run outta balls now, wouldja?

[furballdn]

Add some immolates so you can burn your balls just for the hell of it.

[nerd1]

you might want some basilisk bloods and stone skins so your balls can be rock hard.

[furballdn]

Don't forget your morning glory.

[nerd1]

remember to upgrade the bone pillars into bone towers, towers are much thicker.

[Skotadi Phobos]

how is this in humor?

never mind took a closer look and got it. "goes and feels stupid."

[serprex]

Needs an arse

[flyingcat]

... Serp actually necro'ed like he said he would. I propose adding some purifies just in case.