#1. When someone takes this thread seriously and makes a controversy out of it. Bored?#2. When someone runs a mono aether to beat you in PvP duel.
#2b. When someone runs a mono darkness to beat you in PvP duel. Please try to be unique.#3. When someone says they are a veteran, yet doesn't know space bar ends the turn.
#3b. When someone says they are a veteran, yet says something inexperienced to suggest otherwise. "I've been playing this game for 7 years." This game hasn't been up for seven years. Sit down.#4. When a guest shows up in chat just to say some crazy message and then acts like they won't get banned.
#4b. When a guest shows up, questions who is the mod, and drops forty-fifty eff bombs anyways.#5. When an enemy holds all of the cards in his hand until the last turn. Then wins the match. You thought that was funny?
#6. When someone runs firecell in PvP duel.
#7. When someone runs LS in PvP duel.
#8. When someone runs a Grabbow and then says "It's a special grabbow." Please. It's the regular grabbow with some shards or some other preposterous crap just to add a second strategy to a classic deck.
#9. When someone says they know all about
, and thinks Graboid =
.
#9b. When someone says they know all about 
, and thinks the alchemy card is Freeze/Congeal.#10. When someone ignores a moderator. They're there for a reason.
#11. When someone says
is OP, and has a dumb*** reason to support it. "Aether is OP." "Why?" "The spider removes airborne ability and I can't run SoFree."
#12. When a guest walks into chat and demands a duel.
#13. When a guest walks into chat and broadcasts his achievements. I've been here for eleven months and got two happy birthdays on my birthday. You've been here for a day and thinks anyone cares about your achievements. Here's a cookie. -> O
#14. When a guest walks into chat, broadcasts achievements, then demands a duel.
#15. When a member walks into chat, and completely ignores the greetings.
"ANoobWillis Joins.
Hey Will.
Willy.
Willis.
ANoobWillis Left."
#16. When Kong descends into anarchy and everyone posts random crap in chat.
#17. When Kong descends into anarchy and everyone including the mods post random crap in chat.
#17b. When the people that are supposed to be maintaining order in a place decide to go along with the chaos.#18. When Kong descends into anarchy when a mod tells people not to roleplay. We have rooms for this. Just because you are too lazy to click a few buttons doesn't give you the right to type stars *before and after your message and type stupidity in between.* What, are you actually doing this? If so, why are you multitasking? There's no need. If not, please.
#19. When someone brings up Cockatrice, Gnome Rider, and Earth Pillar all up at the same time and try to play it off as though it was coincidental. We see what you did there.
#20. When someone brings up something prehistoric to defend a current event. "Elements has been broken since the T50 system." What?
#21. When someone breaks chat. No references to anyone.
#22. When someone tries to revive chat with something completely random and off-topic.
#23. When someone tries to criticize everything you say and completely forget there is an ignore button in chat.
#24. When someone replies to a topic just to correct a minor speling error.
#25. When you get a moderator comment on a topic that took you a long time to make. A lot of work. Gone in a sentence.
#26. When someone puts up a picture that's obviously inappropriate and tries to normalize it. Just no. Stick to PG-13 Anime. You're always safe.
#26b. When someone puts up a picture that's bound to cause unnecessary attention. Just couldn't put up a regular picture could you?#27. When you bring up an anime and someone brings up rule #34, Kong or not.
#28. When you bring up a TV show and someone brings up rule #34, Kong or not.
#29. When you're eating and someone brings up rule #34, Kong or not. What?
#30. When no one explains what a bunchie is but highlights it as the ultimate omniscient. No references to anyone.
#31. When someone replies to a thread in humor, in rage. Raging at humor?
#32. When I finish a thread with some fourth wall breaking joke, often referring to the message its in, like this. Don't I have better stuff to do then type a wall of text into a forum?
#33. When one or more people have a conversation in chat no one else wants to have.
#33b. When I enter chat and see only two colors.
#33c. When I enter chat and see only one color and one name. Quit the monologue.
#33d. When two people have a conversation on some anime everyone has to Google to find out what is. Not to offend anyone.
#34. When a question is asked that could easily be googled.
#35. When a question is asked, but instead of Google for an answer, a random rebuttal is given.
#35b. When you ask a question, and some random crap is given as a response. "What's PDial?" "A clock in the shape of a P." Why do you do this people?#36. When the person you need is always there when you don't need them but absent when you do.
#37. When a boy walks into chat and asks if there's any girls. What if there are? Does it matter?
#38. When someone compares LS to Exodia. Just leave. Bang your head into the nearest wall.
#39. When a person in chat asks me if I have mod powers. Do I look like a mod to you colorblind people?
#40. When I realize there's no "Most humorous" award in forums.
#41. When someone disagrees with what you're saying by saying "Objection!" Just. Go home.
#42. When I put "^" as a chat message but someone posts right before me.
#43. When a chat mod on Kong warns me for ranting. The majority of the people on this website are <20. I bet you get worse crap than my rants.
#44. When someone posts a disturbing picture in chat, then chats normally thereafter.
#44b. When someone posts something inappropriate and tries to normalize it by chatting regularly or leaving.#45. When someone in chat talks in such a tone that cause nobody to understand what he's saying.
#46. When someone revives a thread just to leave four words as a response.
#47. When someone says
is the most powerful element in the game. Swallow your pride, and just accept the fact life isn't powerful.
#48. When someone says that the most powerful element is X, and someone responds with "There is no most powerful element." Listen up. If one element is more powerful than another, there is a most powerful element, or most powerful set of elements. Say for example, life. No offense to anyone who likes life, but, aether is better than life in almost all aspects except healing, creature summoning, and spell reflection. Therefore, aether is over life. This would mean in the set of all of the elements, one element is greater than another. Now let's say every element is equal, yet life is less than aether. That would mean either every element is equal to life and aether is greatest, or every element is equal to aether and life is worst, making every other element the best.
Basically, if there is a worst element, there is a best element(s).
#49. When people forget that tl;dr exists. (When people send an extremely big wall of words and expects someone to feel like reading it all.)
#50. When someone asks if Cheat Engine works for this game. If it did, would we really have a newbie area or half the stuff we did on forums? We'd have one video tutorial on YouTube. There's your strategy. Change the X of the Y. If Ai ever beats you, change A. Grinding? No need. Deckbuilding? Who cares? We got CE.
#51. When I declare my unending love for someone on the forums and no one replies to the thread. The thread can be found in the farewell topics.
#52. When someone mentions Xenocidious instead of ScaredGirl.
#53. When I want to check chat history and something happened three weeks ago. Two hours. Two days. Two weeks. Beginning of time. Yup. I'll find it soon.
#54. When someone makes a card that's obviously overpowered and posts it in CI&A. Self-balance it people. If it can win the match in <3 turns in both a rush and a stall, it's OP.
#55. When someone asks for help for a deck and posts the deck code rather than the dek.im link.
#56. When someone uses the glossary to define something. Hey, if you guys want to troll a veteran on chat, just use the glossary to say everything. Especially troll the ones in green shirts.
#57. When I spill my phone in water. Can't I cast Dry Spell?
#57b. When I don't have enough food to eat. Can't I cast Fractal?
#57c. When my GF dumps me. Can't I cast Reverse Time?
#57d. When I'm talking to someone and they say something that makes me think they're thinking something else. Can't I cast Mindgate?
