pokemon rap battle

[nerd1]

were you a Pokemon fanatic in your youth?
do you enjoy playing the games?
do you think ash should have the balls to ask out even one of the female lead charachters in the show?
then lets rap about it!
choose your favorite Pokemon and rap from their point of veiw.
no cursing unless you use the desc tags.
I'll begin.
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rap beat starts
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<<Marowak>>


I'm marowak
don't know about you son,
but I'm one of the original one fifty-one.
I got a bone to pick-
yeah, the one I'm holding,
I'll beat you into a pulp and leave you smoldering.
I can't see you yet-
but I know you're there,
so show your face- accept my dare.
See this skull?
it's-of course- not mine,
but a trophy won from someone I beat senseless drinking red wine.
I'm the original emo-
my momma died,
but that won't stop me from bone rushing a gash into your side.
I whack you,
attack you,
beat you to pieces-
my battle armor is on- go back to retreating.

[nerd1]

152? Mewtwo was 150 and Mew was 151. Are you counting MissingNo.? That's not even a real pokemon.

actually, I thought Mewtwo was 151 and mew was 152, but if including MissingNo. makes my rap rhyme, I figure its worth being technically incorrect, and either way, I could technically count Snubbull because in the manga green owns one even though Johto region isn't out yet.

[Naesala]

technically, its cubone who's mother is dead, not marrowack. and Missingno so is a pokemon, but he's numberless (missing number) so the original series only has 151