The Troll Council

[Time_lord_victorius]

i'll sign up guys

im the TTT (Time Traveling Troll)

making time lines go wtf since the dawn of time...

[tttt]

Achievement Unlocked - Scientific Troll

[19:01:12] tttt: i heard the electros in this chat are being influenced by unexpected gravity forces and dark matter. oh btw gravity is just a theory
[19:01:33] QuantumT: ugh
[19:01:51] The_Mormegil: uhm
[19:01:52] Hobnob5000: This is a different definition of theory tttt
[19:01:56] QuantumT: people don't understand what the word theory means scientifically
[19:02:11] Hobnob5000: a theory in science is the accepted idea, and there may well be proof to support it
[19:02:20] tttt: < succsessful troll
[19:02:23] guest-8226: It is quite likely that gravity (as a separate force) does not exist at all, but is a consequence of Lagrangian electromagnetic forces.
[19:02:36] Falcon4415: a theory is an emp¡rically proven hypothesis
[19:02:36] tttt: XD
[19:02:39] guest-8226:
[19:02:40] The_Mormegil: I can't really argue with that much skepticism on a scientific level, Kael. I should resort to philosophy for that.
[19:02:45] Hobnob5000: on the subject of science, anyone wanna try out my elements quiz?
[19:02:51] Hobnob5000: Based on the REAL elements
[19:02:54] QuantumT: umm... no?
[19:03:00] guest-8226: lol
[19:03:22] Hobnob5000: boo
[19:03:26] Hobnob5000: It's immense
[19:03:29] QuantumT: gravity as the curvature of spacetime has nothing to do with coulomb forces

[silux]

Lol
I'm a trollmanshipman!

[manaboy100]

I shall present to you the most epic quotes in the trollniverse

- You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. (Homer J. Simpson)
- Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. (Benjamin Franklin)
- Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. (Homer Simpson)
- True friends stab you in the front. (Oscar Wilde)
- We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. (General Douglas MacArthur)

[Astrocyte]

I shall present to you the most epic quotes in the trollniverse

"Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. Remember that... like snowboarding... and martial arts... and pottery, or um, math. Point is, if you're not immediately good at something, why do it. Right?" - Coach McGuirk

[silux]

*Writes an epic quote about beans

Beans are the only who understand the Universe and his deepest meaning.
And they are good in a soup.

[tttt]

Achievement Unlocked - Teach Guest About Browser Shortcuts

[17:50:17] tttt: *sigh* i give
[17:50:37] tttt: hold ctrl and "w" when you want to start typing invisibly
[17:50:58] Svenningen [»] tttt: He's not falling for that one!
[17:51:10] Svenningen [»] tttt: I hope he does!
[17:51:14] Svenningen [»] tttt: SOMEONE DID
[17:51:20] ddevans96z: (pro tip: 't' stands for troll)
[17:51:24] Svenningen [»] tttt: guest 0985 disappeared
[17:51:28] tttt: does chat feel smaller? :>
[17:51:36] Gyrodiot: tttt : NIce try.
[17:51:43] Jenkar: xD
[17:51:51] Spiral0527: very funny tttt
[17:51:56] Jenkar: I actually did it.
[17:52:00] Jenkar: But i'm on mac.
[17:52:08] tttt: I know XD
[17:52:13] guest-6281: i will gat my revenge for that
[17:52:40] tttt: mwahwah
[17:52:56] Jenkar: =p
[17:53:11] guest-6281: but it was nice joke

[johannhowitzer]

t4, I read that as "Bowser Shortcuts," and I thought someone was going to talk about Mario warps.

[coinich]

Not Ctr-W!?!

[tttt]

You're playing Elements... THE GAME. Yep, enjoy losing it every time you load it.

[Ryli]

You're playing Elements... THE GAME. Yep, enjoy losing it every time you load it.

I play blindfolded

[artimies7]

Wow. Good thing this is in humor, or Higs would kill you guys for starting a 'council'!

Not very likely, but almost. See Anti-Council.