The dangers of playing

[Daytripper]

While I was playing elements, 2 or 3 young flies drowned in my coffee cup. I threw most of the coffee away with 2 flies in it, but I do still feel something in my throat.

 

[Hodari]

Clearly Coffee needs to be nerfed since Flooding does the same thing and Coffee also gives an Adrenaline effect.  Not to mention Flooding absorbs each turn, while Coffee doesn't.  This is clearly OP and could leave FFQ decks unplayable if it isn't nerfed.

[Daytripper]

But you are missing the whole point... The drowned creatures could be poisonous if ingested. This is an advantage flooding has over coffee. (Since flooding is not cupped.)

[guolin]

If you're careful enough, you can turn those into Ash Eaters. Immolation decks + Coffee = OP.

[Jordan]

get yourself a purify or a doctor.. Whichever is faster

That poison will slowly drain you.

[EvaRia]

But if the poison is draining him, who is getting the healing from drain life?  ???

[Korugar]

______ is!

(I'd have used that code, but since it's illegal....)

[harry959]

I knew it all along! Let's toss him in a Black Hole.

[ayoth]

But then _____ will get lots and lots of HP! And then we'll have to use flooding on him!

[nerd1]

i think I'm going to steal his coffee or deflag it, i don't like that he has it.

[Glitch]

Hit it with reverse time.  Beans are so UP.

[pwnzor99]

If we do toss ________ into a black hole, we'd better give him a lot of power first so we heal from it. Or do we confiscate it so he doesn't heal? ??? Hmm... maybe we Fire Bolt ________? Or Lightning him/her/it? Or Pulvy his coffee then Miracle ourselves when he Rage Potions himself.