Walking into a bar

[Inspector Hambone]

A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walks into a bar.

He orders a beer.

[eaglgenes101]

Then Hermes walks into teh bar too and orders wine.
Nobody notices.

[Seneka]

A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"

[Seneka]

A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."!

[whatifidogetcaught?]

A man walks into a bar. Ow.

[Seneka]

A last one: A guy walks in.........ok, he did not walk in, he was already there. One guy says, "I slept with my wife before we were married, did you?". The other guy says, "I don't know; what was her maiden name?".

[furballdn]

A Muslim, a socialist, and an alien walk into a bar.

Spoiler for Hidden:

The bartender says, "Hello Mr. President"

[Kakerlake]

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"

[BluePriest]