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Cats and EtG https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=63189.msg1247258#msg1247258
« on: September 28, 2016, 03:31:45 am »


This is Spot.*

Spot is a cat.*

Spot has a confession to make.

Spot loves Elements: The Game.

Spot wanted to participate in War.  And tournaments.  And leagues.

Spot, however, as I have mentioned, is a cat.*

And cats are not allowed to use the internet.*  (We think it is because there are already too many cat videos from human posters without adding feline ones to the Net)

Spot, however, is a determined little animal.*

She asked her best friend for help.

She asked... dragonsdemesne.

And dragonsdemesne is a sucker for cats.*

Spot had another problem.

She has no opposable thumbs.*  (also, the computer mouse is too large for her paws*)  (also, she gets distracted by it because of the name 'mouse')

Spot, however, is very good at making Elements decks.  (her favourite card is Schrodinger's Cat.  She also EMs every game, and has 144 nymphs and marks)

And Spot wanted to help dragonsdemesne with deck design.

And so she did.

She had lots of ideas for arena decks, and tournament decks, and league decks, and War decks.  Her favourite creation is the 60 card monstrosity known as 'The Deck'.

And dragonsdemesne took credit for them all.  Every.  Single.  One.

However, with the sad passing of Spot the Cat (R.I.P, 1996-2015)*, it is time to let everyone know what really happened.

And so this post was made.










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Re: Cats and EtG https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=63189.msg1247259#msg1247259
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2016, 03:35:39 am »
Cats aren't allowed to use the internet? Good thing I'm totally not a cat! Haha!...ha...ha... 

I totally feel like the cat was behind the creation of The Deck. Only cats could think of such an evil deck.

(R.I.P Spot; holy crap, 19 years is a good, long life!)

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Re: Cats and EtG https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=63189.msg1247260#msg1247260
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2016, 03:36:08 am »

And cats are not allowed to use the internet.*

You sure that one is supposed to have an asterisk?

And so this post was made.

I'm almost sure this one should have an asterisk.

The point isn't that the glass is half full or half empty. The point is that it's refillable!

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Re: Cats and EtG https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=63189.msg1247261#msg1247261
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2016, 03:44:40 am »
My cat never used the internet in her long feline life.  (And yes, she did live to be nearly 19)

And yes, cats are truly evil monsters.  I suspect they would make an even more trolly deck than The Deck, though.

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Re: Cats and EtG https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=63189.msg1247262#msg1247262
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2016, 04:06:35 am »
sorry for you loss dragon i have 3 or 4 cats at my house my cat is named annabeth and i dread the day that she dies. rip spot

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Re: Cats and EtG https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=63189.msg1247264#msg1247264
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2016, 04:33:25 am »
Indeed.  She was a good cat and had a long life.  In her wisdom, however, she left me with this wonderful deck.

http://elementscommunity.org/forum/round-2-247/(light-tinkerer)-dragonsdemesne-3-1-dark-ripper-(entropy-mercenary)/

Truly prescient to see the need for such.  No cat ever mastered the game so well as she.

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Re: Cats and EtG https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=63189.msg1247272#msg1247272
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2016, 07:40:07 am »
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Re: Cats and EtG https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=63189.msg1247312#msg1247312
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2016, 11:27:37 pm »
Actually, I posted this whole thing to make fun of how ludicrous the penalty against team Light is in this War :p

 

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