... ROFLMFAO!
Thats hillarious!
Though I think it belongs in the joke section probably. Although...
The wording on the first one gives me an idea for a balance mechanic.
-An ability (usable by either side) that stuns the card for 1 turn. Probably with a cost that increases with consecutive uses.
That way you could have a powerful creature that the opponent can opt to stun by paying out increasing amounts of quanta, etc.