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[Submachine]

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he wanted him to get in the Batmobile?
A: Idk. What?
Q: "Hey Robin! Get in the Batmobile!"

[iDaire]

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he wanted him to get in the Batmobile?
A: Idk. What?
Q: "Hey Robin! Get in the Batmobile!"

I can top that. Like crackers.

I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT!

[caboose]

Q: If Bruce Wayne gave his cell phone a nick-name, what would it be?
A: The Batmobile.
   

[Treldon]

A hedgehog says to another:
'Let's roll down the hill. It will be great!'

They rolled down. It was great



Not a pun. But if you write it down, it's really tearable

[Submachine]

The bear is having a meal in the raspberry bushes on the edge of the river. Suddenly the rabbit shows up on the other side and shouts to the bear:
"Hey Bear! Come to this side, I have something to show you"
The bear then says: "Leave me alone, I'm busy."
"But Bare! This is something really cool, you should check it!"
"No Rabbit! I'm already into something..."
"But Bear! This is a really, really awesome thing that you should want to see"
The bear then becomes curious and stops eating the raspberries. He swims across the river slowly, comes out on the other side and then shakes the water off of his fur.
"So what was that really really cool awesom thing you wanted to show?"
The rabbit then replied:
"Look at that awesome raspberry bush on the other side!"

[dragonsdemesne]

1st person: Wanna hear a joke about potassium?
2nd person: Sure.
1st person: K

Q: Which of the numbers is a cannibal?
A: Seven.  Because seven eight nine.

[Treldon]

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender

[caboose]

Medical supply companies donate to musicians, calling it band aid.

Gretel has a little brother but her parents didn't want him. They named him Regret.

What is a PC geek's favorite animal? Ram.

What is a sure sign someone is a Rush deck player? They suffer more from Nightmares!

[iDaire]

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs on a phone?
100% Ground Beef.
What does a cow say to get through a crowd?
MOOOOVE OVER!
Why did the cow cross the street?
To MOOOOVE away.

THANKS FOLKS. I'M HERE ALL NIGHT!

[caboose]

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.

Nice one!


What do you call a Post Office plane where the letters started flying out in mid air?
Air Mail.
What is a gathering in Massachusetts where caffeine drinks are served?
A Boston tea party.


   

[caboose]

What do you call a pilot with 30 confirmed kills who's also a ladies man?
An Ace of Hearts.

What is a conversation between you and a cushion?
Pillow talk!

What does a German farmer with broken English yell after his favorite cow named Symphony when she's running away?
"Symphony nein! Symphony nein!"

P.S. sorry for double posting.

[Zso_Zso]

Is this the right place to tell my UDP joke ?  I am not sure if anyone would get it ...