Shouldn't this be in Humor?
I think BS used to be in there, but recently broke out to join the rebel alliance.
Nah, I was never there. I pretended to quit, but I was behind the entire rebellion in the first place.
Only Chriskang is in SG's basement. He's the Beta Division Leader and Infiltrator of the Secret Anti-Council Board. He pretended to be captured by SG and imprisoned in her basement, but was actually maintaining contact with us the entire time. However, recently his food supply is becoming scarce (hence the "Chriskang wants more food in the basement" thread in the secret Council forum), so we're planning to rescue him; his mission is becoming too dangerous.
Don't worry, Icybraker is not in SG's basement. He's the Alpha Division Leader of the Anti-Council, and he's under the protection of my Permanent Cloak while using his Lord of Desynchronization powers to keep himself completely hidden.
I was there, since august. But dear lord I broke out!
Wait, what? Chriskang didn't report anything about you being there! This situation is becoming more complicated...