More reasons as to why I am better than Bojengles:
He is Webster, I am Warner
He hasn't played Heli Attack 2 in the past three hours, I have
He likes blankets, I like car seats
He doesn't have a cat, I have my neighbor's cat
He doesn't know Mr. Carter, I do
He drives cars, I pilot the Starship Heiden
He tutors, I mow lawns
Feel free to add any more reasons depicting why I am better than Bojengles77
