To Continue:
He wears shoe size 12, I am a round 13
He plays the stand-up bass (like a girl), I play the trombone (like a boss)
He speaks latin (dead language much?) , yo hablo español
He manages tennis, I play tennis
He games on 2 sensitivity, I four shot on 5.
He bowls random strikes between his legs, I toss turkeys once a game.
He sings in a super high girly voice, I sing in a super high manly voice.
Will be back later with more evidence.
