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Puns of a Terrible Nature, etc. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=63609.msg1251320#msg1251320
« on: November 13, 2016, 04:56:20 am »
I've just had some terrible, ABYSMAL snake-themed puns and jokes in my head. And I would like to see everybody else's failed attempts at humour. Gimme your bad jokes, atrocious puns, and bizarre wordplay that couldn't hold up a joke. Especially if only a select few people in existance will get the joke, it belongs here.
"What do you think about pythons? I think they're pretty baller. "  "Why do snakes make the best moirails? Because they always have their diamond's back!" "What do you get when you cross a huge bird and a huge snake? An anacondor." What do you call a snake in legwear? a garter snake!"
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Re: Puns of a Terrible Nature, etc. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=63609.msg1255349#msg1255349
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2017, 03:28:59 am »
What's a snake that just shed its skin called? Snaked.

What happens when a dead snake's carcass is over 60 days old? It has necrotic tissue.
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Re: Puns of a Terrible Nature, etc. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=63609.msg1255423#msg1255423
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2017, 06:54:54 am »
Oh, so we've got a pun thread? Feels like a challenge. Let's see if I can put it through a needle.
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Re: Puns of a Terrible Nature, etc. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=63609.msg1255429#msg1255429
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2017, 08:29:31 am »
A peacock, to his pelican friend during a tough battle:Keep going! You are a peliCAN, not a peliCANT!
yeah that one sucked didn't it
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Re: Puns of a Terrible Nature, etc. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=63609.msg1255438#msg1255438
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2017, 01:14:58 pm »
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

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Re: Puns of a Terrible Nature, etc. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=63609.msg1296504#msg1296504
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2020, 10:15:34 pm »
I Lolled at this one.

Source: https://imgur.com/gallery/cs1ti

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Re: Puns of a Terrible Nature, etc. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=63609.msg1296505#msg1296505
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2020, 10:35:59 pm »
for those who doesn't understand, the real pun is at the 7th picture.

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