pokemon rap battle

[nerd1]

feck·less          /ˈfeklis/
Adjective:   
(of a person)          Lacking in efficiency or vitality.
                              Unthinking and irresponsible.
Synonyms:   
powerless - ineffective - helpless
<<Marowak>>

Whoa dude, get off your high horse-
you're to short to ride a tea-cup ride
I beat midgets as a matter of pride.

Smack you-
boomerang you into the ground.
I'm the main monster-
get out of town.

you're more pouty than a jigglypuff,
and more concieted too,
so stop threatening my leadership
or I'l make bean paste outta you.

Even Lugia ain't got my swag-
that psychic birdbrain just backs down,
I'm marowak fools,
representing the element ground.

[Cel]

<<Bulbasaur>>
Then stay DOWN
on your precious ground.
Get outta town,
this is my round.
You don't make me frown;
I don't break a sweat.
My homies don't fret,
and don't give up yet;
I'll win the bet.
This loser I wont let
win a single battle.

I'll vine you-
I'll grind you-
I'll whip you to the ground.
'Cuz baby I'm on top;
you're staying down!

[nerd1]

<<Marowak>>
go back to your pokeball
ignorant little whelp,
I'm master of the ground
get of or I'll turn you into sushi-with kelp.
Remember dude-
you can't fly,
on my turf? screw K.Os,
you're outright gonna die.
what homies you got?
I got gravler and machamp
you just got a melodramatic turtle-
and a cowardly little lizard who's afraid to get damp.
you think you're gonna whip me?
lets face the facts-
you'd deal one damage per hit,
I'd K.O. you with one attack.

[Cel]

<<Bulbasaur>>
My homies you ask?
My leaf buds, homie studs,
who, in light, bask?
Bad idea, bro;
straight through you they'll mow,
so you better stay low.
They come like power,
in a leaf shower,
over you they'll tower.
And don't be sour;
with your mask-shrouded glower,
it'll end quick; by a doom flower.
They make the ground shake,
this battle ain't fake,
they'll eat you like cake.


My buddy:

[nerd1]

<<Marowak>>
you talking about earth shakin'
I'm wit some homies who be earth-quakin'
my friendlucario brings on the pain
he's my bone-rushin' protege
he'll smack you till you sob from pain.
Groudon, one hit KO,
wit' the element of ground he really puts on a show.
so back of fool,
you better be retreating,
I only eat lean meat,
not your prissy body-
I'm not a vegan.
you should wear a paper bag-
you're practically animal cruelty,
just looking at you is grueling.
'course, I can take the pain,
I'm tougher than Bruno's training regime,
but beating you is as easy as breaking a Play-do beam.
so back of fool,
your frenzy plant's as useful as a candle in a hurricane,
if your stand,
our magnitude 10 earthquake will make you leak out brains.

[Cel]

<<Bulbasaur>>
Your gonna wish you were vegan
after the mess I make with you.
You won't even be breathin',
after I'm through.
Your masks lies broken,
your weapon - shattered,
you lie in the pieces,
broken and battered.
And nothing remains
of what you once were.
You wanted a hurricane;
well that's what I've given.
So now you understand,
this bloodshed was driven.
I hope you'll come to forgive-
that's IF your still livin'.

[Chapuz]

technically, its cubone who's mother is dead, not marrowack. and Missingno so is a pokemon, but he's numberless (missing number) so the original series only has 151

MissingNo is NOT a pokemon, is a game error that appeared in pokemon gold and silver if I don't remember bad. It appeared because of the combination of 3 things (simplified):
1) Every spot where the character can be placed has a list of numbers (which the player can't see), which represent the pokemon that can appear and the probabilities.
2) There is an error managment tool in the language the game was programmed, called Exception Handler. It was programmed to create an object with the name of the error that appeared.
3) Where does MissingNo come from? There is a small line in the entire map that has numbers of probabilities of pokemon appearing but nothing in the "pokemon that can appear" list. That list is filled with "trash numbers". That line is the famous right side of the fire gym island. When you stand there and a pokemon appears, the program notices that there are no pokemon with the number that appears on the pokemon list (that one that was filled with trash info). So the program jumps to the error handle corresponding object, called MissingNo (of "missing number"), and god knows why, that object was not entirely good programmed and a bug appears, showing you a pokemon with the object name and somewhere info converted in image type that shows up as MissingNos picture. There are also small chances of MissingNo appearing as a rare ghost and a tranfe aerodactil or kabutops. Those are 3 images that the creators could use in the game but forgot to delete xD
As MissingNo is a game error, catching it can make anything happen, as converting it into a Rydon lvl 161 (I saw that) or any game errors.
Random fact: The mentiones trash info is generated with the name change between you and "Old Man" when he teaches you to catch a pokemon at the beginning of the game.

Conclution: MissingNo is NOT a pokemon.

[Naesala]

technically, its cubone who's mother is dead, not marrowack. and Missingno so is a pokemon, but he's numberless (missing number) so the original series only has 151

MissingNo is NOT a pokemon, is a game error that appeared in pokemon gold and silver Red and Blue, with a similar but different glitch in yellow if I don't remember bad. It appeared because of the combination of 3 things (simplified):
1) Every spot where the character can be placed has a list of numbers (which the player can't see), which represent the pokemon that can appear and the probabilities.
2) There is an error managment tool in the language the game was programmed, called Exception Handler. It was programmed to create an object with the name of the error that appeared.
3) Where does MissingNo come from? There is a small line in the entire map that has numbers of probabilities of pokemon appearing but nothing in the "pokemon that can appear" list. That list is filled with "trash numbers". That line is the famous right side of the fire gym Cinnabarisland. When you stand Being technical, but surf, you cant stand on waterthere and a pokemon appears, the program notices that there are no pokemon with the number that appears on the pokemon list (that one that was filled with trash info). So the program jumps to the error handle corresponding object, called MissingNo (of "missing number"), and god knows why, that object was not entirely good programmed and a bug appears, showing you a pokemon with the object name and somewhere info converted in image type that shows up as MissingNos picture. There are also small chances of MissingNo appearing as a rare ghost and a tranfe aerodactil or kabutops.This is, I believe, based on a letter's position in your name that messes with the code slightly Those are 3 images that the creators could use in the game but forgot to delete xD
As MissingNo is a game error, catching it can make anything happen, as converting it into a Rydon lvl 161 (I saw that) or any game errors.
Random fact: The mentiones trash info is generated with the name change between you and "Old Man" when he teaches you to catch a pokemon at the beginning of the game.

Conclution: MissingNo is NOT a pokemon.

I was, obviously, aware of all of this already. But the fact that Missingno is a glitch does not necessarily deny the fact that it is a Pokemon. Thematically, as new pokemon are constantly discovered missingno is simply one undiscovered except by you. Mechanically MissingNo works like any other pokemon in the game with some small exceptions due to his glitchy nature. Some other points are the cubone-missingno-kanghaskhan theory as well as Linkara's duel with the creature in his review show. I can catch it in a ball and make it fight pokemon using legitamit moves. All pokemon fans know of MissingNo's appearance. Despite being a glitch, it has fairly stable graphics for its 4 different appearances.

MissingNo is a pokemon.

[Chapuz]

You have said it's a glitch. If it's a glitch, it's not a pokemon; it's a glitched creature that appears as 1 of 4 different pictures depending on where the program jumps. If I'm not wrong, the picture depends on your name.
[/offtopic]Nice raps!

[Cel]

[/offtopic]Nice raps!

Technically, that would be on topic.  Seeing as this is a PokeRap thread and all... 

[Naesala]

You have said it's a glitch. If it's a glitch, it's not a pokemon; it's a glitched creature that appears as 1 of 4 different pictures depending on where the program jumps. If I'm not wrong, the picture depends on your name.
[/offtopic]Nice raps!

Why can't a glitch be a pokemon? what's your justification? I gave a thematic and mechanical reason for why i -is- a pokemon, youre just repeating the same line. We have metal birds, ghosts that live in televisins, giant obese felines that we cannot walk by, I see no reason why we cant have a glitch as a pokemon. Heck the ghost that possesses electronics (Rotom) arguably is a glitch Pokemon, its a pokemon that exists by causing these things to glitch. How about Prygon and it's evolutions? those are pokemon who are computer programs. Thats but a step away from a glitch.

[Chapuz]

You have said it's a glitch. If it's a glitch, it's not a pokemon; it's a glitched creature that appears as 1 of 4 different pictures depending on where the program jumps. If I'm not wrong, the picture depends on your name.
[/offtopic]Nice raps!

Why can't a glitch be a pokemon? what's your justification? I gave a thematic and mechanical reason for why i -is- a pokemon, youre just repeating the same line. We have metal birds, ghosts that live in televisins, giant obese felines that we cannot walk by, I see no reason why we cant have a glitch as a pokemon. Heck the ghost that possesses electronics (Rotom) arguably is a glitch Pokemon, its a pokemon that exists by causing these things to glitch. How about Prygon and it's evolutions? those are pokemon who are computer programs. Thats but a step away from a glitch.

Because, in my opinion, pokemon are only those that have been created by the official pokemon creators (or the ones who publishes them in the official sites). Those who use them to put them on the TV series, triding cards, etc.