pokemon rap battle

[nerd1]

were you a Pokemon fanatic in your youth?
do you enjoy playing the games?
do you think ash should have the balls to ask out even one of the female lead charachters in the show?
then lets rap about it!
choose your favorite Pokemon and rap from their point of veiw.
no cursing unless you use the desc tags.
I'll begin.
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rap beat starts
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<<Marowak>>


I'm marowak
don't know about you son,
but I'm one of the original one fifty-one.
I got a bone to pick-
yeah, the one I'm holding,
I'll beat you into a pulp and leave you smoldering.
I can't see you yet-
but I know you're there,
so show your face- accept my dare.
See this skull?
it's-of course- not mine,
but a trophy won from someone I beat senseless drinking red wine.
I'm the original emo-
my momma died,
but that won't stop me from bone rushing a gash into your side.
I whack you,
attack you,
beat you to pieces-
my battle armor is on- go back to retreating.

[nerd1]

152? Mewtwo was 150 and Mew was 151. Are you counting MissingNo.? That's not even a real pokemon.

actually, I thought Mewtwo was 151 and mew was 152, but if including MissingNo. makes my rap rhyme, I figure its worth being technically incorrect, and either way, I could technically count Snubbull because in the manga green owns one even though Johto region isn't out yet.

[Naesala]

technically, its cubone who's mother is dead, not marrowack. and Missingno so is a pokemon, but he's numberless (missing number) so the original series only has 151

[nerd1]

technically, its cubone who's mother is dead, not marrowack. and Missingno so is a pokemon, but he's numberless (missing number) so the original series only has 151

marowak is just evolved cubone- same pokemon, different forms, and I'm not going to argue about Missingno. anymore, I'l just change it. sheesh people.

[Cel]

Oh man... how could I not? It's been a while since I last watched/played/read Pokemon so I can only just barely remember the names of all 151  .
So without further ado, the Pokemon I always choose when I play Red or Blue:

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<<Bulbasaur>>
I'm Bulbasaur,
that's who ya seein'
I let out a roar,
fellows run a'fleein'
they a'int wantin' more
many lie bleedin'
I settled a score,
I got what I's needin'
revenge to the core
How did I get them?
Leaves and a vine.
You heard right bro-
cuz' they are mine.
My attacks arn't low;
thats what their diservin'
they see my eyes glow,
their path be swervin'


First ever attempt at rap rhymes; be kind

[nerd1]

I was crying inside as I wrote this: bulby was my starter too, but Marowak>Bulby so...
<<Marowak>>
whoa little bulbasaur,
what you doin' there?
you stubby little legs make you such a pathetic fail.
That sack on your back?
what's in it? Meatballs?
'cause your about as smart as a frickin skee-ball.
Your anoying and green,
feckless and mean
and as fat as a truck,
unlike Jirachi you ain't got no luck.
you're as dumb as the plant that grows on your back,
I eat ma veggies for breakfast-
don't care if their smelly.
I can take on you-
and all your evolutions,
so get you doped up face out of here-
viva la revolution!

[russianspy1234]

Kazam kazam alakazam
alakazam zam zam alakazam
kazam ala ala zam zam
alakazam zam ka ala azam
alakazam alakazam
ala zam ala ka alakazam

[nerd1]

Kazam kazam alakazam
alakazam zam zam alakazam
kazam ala ala zam zam
alakazam zam ka ala azam
alakazam alakazam
ala zam ala ka alakazam

please don't spam this thread with stuff like that.

[russianspy1234]

its not spam, its a joke about what a rap by a pokemon would actually sound like.

[nerd1]

its not spam, its a joke about what a rap by a pokemon would actually sound like.

I know, that's why I'm not reporting it, however, I would really prefer if you didn't post stuff like that on this thread, your raps can have a joking tone but I'd still prefer if they were legitimately raps, and tried to make sense, not just poke noises.

[Shrink]

Magikarp is my name.
You think I shouldn't be in this game.
Is it because I can't use flash,
Or because my only move is splash?

I bet you'd love to get my ass outta here,
But if you didn't notice I'm something to fear.
You'll see when I evolve,
Your original opinion will surely dissolve.

I was a weak little guy,
But I know you cannot deny
When I come at you now,
You squeal away like a sow.

[Cel]

Marowak>Bulby

I actually agree, but for the sake of the battle, I can't really admit that   

feckless

Ironicly, expletive was the word that I looked up 


<<Bulbasaur>>
You think you can beat me?
You must be bone-headed!
Figuratively and literally.
When I eat you you'll be breaded,
I may be made of plants,
but I ain't to veggitarian!
Lisen to your rants,
you think you can scare me?
You must be jokin'!
Your like a baby;
your rhythm is broken!
There's nothing left of you;
I've whiped you to shreds!
What I say is true;
Now go back to bed.
Thats where babies should be.

You're fighting with fish?
Don't make me laugh!
Is death your wish?
Thats a gift I can grant,
'cause that'll be the after math
after this rant.
So fear my wrath,
'cause when it's gone
your life will be, too.