Pizza

[TheAccuso]

[BeefSupreme]

I agree.

[AnonymousRevival]

dafuq?

[BeefSupreme]

dafuq?

Hey. It's not nice to slander and question people's religious views like that.

[TheAccuso]

dafuq?

Hey. It's not nice to slander and question people's religious views like that.

Well said mate, all glory to pizza

[RootRanger]

Personally, I am agnostic about the existence of pizza. It seems rather arrogant for people to claim they know, with absolute certainty, that pizza either exists or does not exist.

[BeefSupreme]

Personally, I am agnostic about the existence of pizza. It seems rather arrogant for people to claim they know, with absolute certainty, that pizza either exists or does not exist.

Well, although there's no way we can prove 100% that Pizza exists, there is strong evidence that It once visited Italy long ago and left a long-lasting legacy that transcended from generation to generation. Pizza plays a big part in many people's lives and happiness everyday.

[AnonymousRevival]

Sounds strangely similar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[majofa]

I once went to a pizza place and they told me that they don't make the pizzas. "Pizzas are the next evolutionary phase of dough, and the oven is just the catalyst."

When I try to question them, they pointed to the cherry tree out back.....

[BeefSupreme]

I once went to a pizza place and they told me that they don't make the pizzas. "Pizzas are the next evolutionary phase of dough, and the oven is just the catalyst."

When I try to question them, they pointed to the cherry tree out back.....

That's deep, man..

[Manuel]

sorry for necro, but if in the next root's tournament an italian will win, i want this thread stickied for a year.

[tereret]

My people has shared the common belief of the MAJESTIC SUPREME PIZZA since the twelce emissaries told us that pizza was real

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^{_{(OF COURSE IT'S REAL YOU NUMB PEOPLE)}}

And I will explain it to you pagans with an elements deck

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First, the holy CHEF Created The universe(SN), then with it infinite divinity, patience and sacred flames of fullfillment, he created PIZZA.
Then pizza made earth appear and humans evilve. When they were ready, he sent 3 paladin messengers to each of the three corners and three more to KILL any primal beast.(that's why we don't have dragons)
We, the Asajunz people, have been told the truth, that every other religion is wrong. Even agnostics. And Pagans.
We have been told to sacrifice three tomatoes and a half each wednesday, two cheese each odd sunday and some vegetables each time the moon is black.We sacrifice tuna fish when buying new clothes.
We throw wheat over our beds each night each night to save us from the evil demon of the iguana meat.

The three paladins have told us to fullfill these rules till the giant mass destroys the world and we can be part of the holy pizza and we'll eat bread fallen from the skies and Then we shall eat it and we'll be given +1|+2 permanently and we'll slay the evil iguana meat and enjoy our eternal flames of fullfillment and the +1|+2 forever.