SKELETON
ARMY
Every year, the Skeleton Army builds its ranks for every October 31st, where we wage war with the dreaded Children, horrifying monsters of avarice. They rot our bones with sugar breath, gum our magic ligaments with spat out flavoured rubber, and wreak havoc on our descendant's financial statuses! They must be taken down at any cost.
If you are interested in joining the skeleton war, you simply have to die! Then, contact me through Spook-O-Phone networks, or on Dead Chat.
(R.I.P. 2013-2014. May its afterlife be eternally busy.)
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