Luposlipaphobia: The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table whilst wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.
![Cry :'(](https://elementscommunity.org/forum/Smileys/solosmileys/cry.gif)
so scary...
On a totally unrelated note, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis