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[timetock]

I like Pokémon.

especially Pichu.

[Drake_XIV]

[PlayerOa]

What does the fox say?

[Zso_Zso]

[Submachine]

Objection!

[Zso_Zso]

[BeefSupreme]

Agreed.

[xyan]

[BeefSupreme]

Seeing the direction this thread is headed, I NOW DECLARE THIS A YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE THREAD.

[Terroking]

Heh.

[Jyiber]

Here are some facts for you:

1) According to suicide studies, Monday is the preferred day of the week for self destruction.

2) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

3) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

4) Over 60% of people reading this sentence will attempt to lick their elbow. All will fail.

5) If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated or froze because there's no air pressure.

6) A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber. A ball of solid steel will bounce higher than one made entirely of glass.

7) At a glance, the Celsius scale makes more sense than the Fahrenheit scale for temperature measuring. But its creator, Anders Celsius, was an oddball scientist. When he first developed his scale, he made freezing 100 degrees and boiling 0 degrees, or upside down. No one dared point this out to him, so fellow scientists waited until Celsius died to change the scale.

8 ) A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.

9) "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

10) "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

11) Coca-Cola would be green if coloring weren't added to it.

12) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. Yeah.

13) Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon. Try them.

14) You share your're birthday with at least 9 million people around the world.

[TheAccuso]

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

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