so , eljoemo, onion = offoffi , so onion = 2(off)i , so onion/2 = off i ,but we saw earlier that off = on.Which means halfonion = oniSo Oni is an halfonionbut we can go even farther!halfon = 1, (2)half on = 1 (2). So on = 2. And 2 =1 so on = 1. we can also say that O = 1/n . From on = off we can say that n = ff. So O= 1/ff. So Off = ff/ff = 1. which means that 1=1. We have now proved life.And we can conclude from that that 3 apples plus 2 mondays make a laptop, because purple aliens don't wear hats.