New Card Ideas!

[killsdazombies]

paradox. 0
you win and lose at the same time, your and your opponents heads both explode due to the paradox.

[Olidot]

UP: Cost: 5   Type: spell
Make a change to the target card.
If the opponent agrees that it is UP, that change takes place.

Upgrades to:

OP: Cost: 7 Type: spell
Make a change to the target card.
If the opponent agrees that it is OP, that change takes place.

[Wardead]

Wardead - 0 quanta

Pros:

You can win the game and you get all upgraded cards after this game. This also allows you to have 3x mark and have everything for free, no cost to buy the card or to summon in match. This card unlocks Rares. 6 cards limit is gone now.

Cons: This is Ultra super-rare card.

Only can be found if you defeat Wardead in battle.

Wardead-FG

1000 Health and 10x mark.

Has 5x Jmizzle status (30 of every upgraded card in his DECK!) Has Wardead Card. No limitations of cards in his deck. His deck is 400 cards.

[Jaxly]

Reckless Annoyance
Costs 
0/1
Ability: Annoy to death (free)
Do 1 damage accompanied by a long exaggerated animation. This ability can be used multiple times per turn.

Terrible Anoyance
Costs 
N0/0    where N is a statement rather than a number.
Passive ability: I'd rather die
Upon death this card turns into an immaterial rickroll video. Engages with the speakers of both computers and turns the volume way up. Repeats until a ragequit is performed by either player.

[blackpinkgoldfish]

I hate it when my opponent uses Persistent Annoyance on me.   

[dragonhuman]

Time waster
 
Your turn last until the absolute end of time before the Ai takes over

Uber time waster
 
The Ai freezes

[jallenw]

Desync
The game begins to Desync

Upgrades to:

Resync
Stops desyncronization.



False God Repellent   
When you buy/win this card, you must select a False God.
If this card is in your deck you will never fight against that false god.

Upgrades to:

False God Spray  30
When you upgrade/win this card, you must select a False God.
If you play this card against that False God, you win.


Zombie Apocalypse 15
Destroy all creatures and permanents.  Players discard their hands.  Put 23 Zombies in play for both players.  Players no longer draw cards.  Each zombie has a %50 chance to die at the end of each turn.  Each zombie has a %50 chance to create another zombie each turn.

Upgrades to

Zombageddon!  15
Same as above but they are Elite Zombies.   

[Glitch]

Hey guys!  I think I saw some of these in the trainer.
 
Aether being.
2|2
Immaterial.
--upgrades to--
 
Aether being.
2|3
Immaterial.

[icybraker]

Wait a second. Wow, there's been LOTS of new trainer cards!

Random Life Beast

3/2

Random Life Beast #2

3/7

Random Life Beast #3

5/1

Random Life Beast #4

5/10

Random Life Beast #5

2/0

Random Life Beast #6

2/1

Random Life Beast #7

3/3

Yeah, there's been a lot.

[Kurohami]

What's with you two? Two of my successful dual decks are life/aether, they worked quite well I don't know why you two seems to be bushing each other all the time .

[icybraker]

HE started it (immature whiny voice).

No, we're just kidding. We're really just friends... right, Gl1tch? (Pats him on the back with a knife)

[killsdazombies]

*pulls out shotgun*
hey icy, am i still on "dalist?"