New Card Ideas!

[dragonhuman]

There was this one game I was playing which was like a Lord of the rings version of star wars battlefront

In campaign I won the right to play as Sauron and my objective was to force gandalf out by killing hobbits then kill him

unfortunelty as I was crossing the bridge I got picked up by an eagle and instanly killed

thats right the lord of death killed by an eagle

[Retribution]

Persistent Poke - 1
The target makes you a sammich.

Fury Poke - 2
The target slams the sammich into your face.

Sammich - 3
If this card is eaten, you gain 10 HP.
If this card is slammed into your face, you gain 35 HP but is immobolized for 3 turns

[Helios]

There was this one game I was playing which was like a Lord of the rings version of star wars battlefront

In campaign I won the right to play as Sauron and my objective was to force gandalf out by killing hobbits then kill him

unfortunelty as I was crossing the bridge I got picked up by an eagle and instanly killed

thats right the lord of death killed by an eagle

Very unrealistic; the Eagle was obviously hysterically overpowered.

[dragonhuman]

There was this one game I was playing which was like a Lord of the rings version of star wars battlefront

In campaign I won the right to play as Sauron and my objective was to force gandalf out by killing hobbits then kill him

unfortunelty as I was crossing the bridge I got picked up by an eagle and instanly killed

thats right the lord of death killed by an eagle

Very unrealistic; the Eagle was obviously hysterically overpowered.

yeah the eagles are instant death, and even sadder is that sauron was about as big as the eagle

[Marblecakealsothegame]

OT:Wrath of god is the most beloved card in my white/blue deck <3 Responding to way old posts is so awesome

 

Untap target creature

[smuglapse]

(http://imageplay.net/)


Time until this card is released in game:
24 hours remaining.

[killfer8]

Killfer8 
When this spell is activated, someone should knock your door, you open and it's Zanzarino with Chuck Norris, Zanzarino sells you elementsthegame for 1 dollar ( you're supposed to buy it) and Chuck Norris sells you the "Chuck Norris Facts"

[marioNweed]

 
Sephiroth

1000/1000 Whiney mama's boy: Your oponent kills theirselfs to escape your whining

 aether
Safer Sephiroth

Infinity/Infinity
  (choose any one)End of the world: You crash the planet into the sun creating a win for you cuz you are a God

[WolfHealr]

Basic card:
(http://imageplay.net/view/m7Gbd73879/Divide)

Upgraded:
(http://imageplay.net/view/m7Gbd73878/UpDivide)

...and of course:

(http://imageplay.net/view/m7Gbd73877/JokeDivide)

 


Edit: Awww... wish I had seen the card template tools earlier... wouldn't have wasted the 20 minutes on those in paint

[miniwally]

XD those were good was disappointed until I read the last one

[ratcharmer]

Sparkly Vampire: 1
0/2 vampire, immune to holy light
Gains a glitter counter each time it's targeted by a spell or ability
Glitter counters have no effect on the game whatsoever.

Slinky: 1
2/1
Slinky gets -1/-0 each turn

[nilsieboy]

lol,i love the hulk idea xD