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Re: Longest Joke Ever! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=8457.msg98344#msg98344
« Reply #36 on: June 22, 2010, 04:51:15 am »
Dude, Gl1tch, I used to do a set of skits at Boy Scout camp that had that punchline.  That's funny.  It also included gems like "Silly Babbit, Kicks are for Twids", and "People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones."

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Silly Rabbi, Kicks are for Trids!  I love that joke!  Oh man, those are my favorite kinds of jokes, care to share the grass houses one?
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Re: Longest Joke Ever! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=8457.msg98418#msg98418
« Reply #37 on: June 22, 2010, 08:33:09 am »
Sure.  It's the second in a long series of skit-jokes called collectively "The Tales of Twid."  The first Tale establishes the existence of the Isle of Twids, which is ruled over by Wise King Babbit.  It features a bridge with a troll under it that constantly kicks Twids off the bridge, but won't kick Babbit off.  Thus the first punchline: Silly Babbit, Kicks are for Twids.

The second tale begins with Wise King Babbit's birthday.

It came to be that Wise King Babbit's birthday arrived at last, and the Twids he ruled over loved him.  They gathered together and made their king a new throne to replace his old one (which was made of grass, thatched and woven like his palace was.)  They made him a beautiful new throne of crafted wood.  Babbit loved his throne, but he loved his old throne, too, so he bade the Twids to put his old throne in the attic of his thatch palace. 

A year came and went, and Babbit was so happy with his new throne that for his next birthday, the Twids gathered together and made him ANOTHER new throne, this one made of stone.  Babbit loved it, and bade them put his wooden throne up in the attic next to his grass throne.

A year came and went, and Babbit was so happy with his new throne that for his next birthday, the Twids gathered together and made him ANOTHER new throne, this one made of gold.  Babbit loved it, and bade them put his wooden
throne up in the attic next to his grass and wood thrones.

A year came and went, and Babbit was so happy with his new throne that for his next birthday, the Twids gathered together and made him ANOTHER new throne, this one made of diamond.  Babbit loved it, and bade them put his wooden throne up in the attic next to his grass and wood and stone thrones.

A year came and went, and Babbit died horribly when the thrones crashed through the thatched floor of his palace's attic and killed him in his sleep.


The moral of this story?  People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
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Re: Longest Joke Ever! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=8457.msg98431#msg98431
« Reply #38 on: June 22, 2010, 09:54:07 am »
lol twisted moral FTW  :P :)

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Re: Longest Joke Ever! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=8457.msg98552#msg98552
« Reply #39 on: June 22, 2010, 03:54:53 pm »
So the brick hit a poodle, right?

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Re: Longest Joke Ever! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=8457.msg98893#msg98893
« Reply #40 on: June 22, 2010, 10:33:33 pm »
yep, wardead and glitch are the only people to get it so far
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Re: Longest Joke Ever! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=8457.msg98907#msg98907
« Reply #41 on: June 22, 2010, 10:50:43 pm »
I get it.
Loooooooong joke. :time wise that is. :P

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Re: Longest Joke Ever! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=8457.msg100042#msg100042
« Reply #42 on: June 24, 2010, 03:55:52 pm »
i don't get the first joke  ::) but i like the last one and the LONG one :P :))

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Re: Longest Joke Ever! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=8457.msg100568#msg100568
« Reply #43 on: June 25, 2010, 03:37:23 am »
i don't get the first joke  ::) but i likes the last one and the LONG one :P :))
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Re: Longest Joke Ever! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=8457.msg100574#msg100574
« Reply #44 on: June 25, 2010, 03:50:43 am »
Gl1tch's joke was the best.

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Re: Longest Joke Ever! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=8457.msg101947#msg101947
« Reply #45 on: June 27, 2010, 04:09:13 am »
Dude, Gl1tch, I used to do a set of skits at Boy Scout camp that had that punchline.  That's funny.  It also included gems like "Silly Babbit, Kicks are for Twids", and "People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones."

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Silly Rabbi, Kicks are for Trids!  I love that joke!  Oh man, those are my favorite kinds of jokes, care to share the grass houses one?
love that joke! Me and my friends would draw it out until people begged us to just finish it already! lol

Re: Longest Joke Ever! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=8457.msg101969#msg101969
« Reply #46 on: June 27, 2010, 04:37:35 am »
Wow, Gl1tch, that was a really cruel joke. I was almost falling in love with the story and it ended like that. The sadness of the ending almost overrode the humor, because the story spent so much time developing the characters. Great story, much more than just a joke. I would + karma for you but I don't know if it's appropriate.

I Agree. The whole story actually became quite involving and deep (Eventually..)
And then You had to go and put everyone under stress, and worry about the characters for a bad one liner at the end...

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Re: Longest Joke Ever! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=8457.msg118110#msg118110
« Reply #47 on: July 19, 2010, 04:58:17 am »
I get the first joke, but why would he eat the brick? He would of known that he would of thrown up.

 

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