Jokes

[Thalas]

No jokes in humor? That's strange .
A man arrives in Switzerland in the bank and quietly to the employee said "I would like you to save 4 millions" bank employee looks at him and says, "But sir, you can speak up ... there is no shy for the poverty

Post your Jokes

[Kamietsu]

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

I like darker humor

[TheMadEvil]

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?


->cuz if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

[Tea is good]

Can I post Chuck Norris Jokes here or is that a different topic?


W/e

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

Diseases get sick with Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris cooks pancakes.

I lost the game. <------ if you don't know what I mean, google search it and spread the word.

[sirboomalot]

Can I post Chuck Norris Jokes here or is that a different topic?


W/e

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

Diseases get sick with Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris cooks pancakes.

I lost the game. <------ if you don't know what I mean, google search it and spread the word.

AHHH!! you made me lose the game i had a 2 week steak going

[Bloodshadow]

U LOST TEH GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sirboomalot]

lol the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, any1 heard of it?

[Tea is good]

ROFLI watched the show down. Also,

You had a 2 week steak?

What's black and white and red all over?

A. Last week's newspaper
B. 2 Mimes in a chainsaw fight
C. Penguins in a blender
D. A black, white and red picture

[th1s1sr4nd0m]

in a race between superman, spiderman and batman, who won?

neither. none of them existed.

[th1s1sr4nd0m]

lol the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, any1 heard of it?

yeah!!!

awesome song lemondemon rocks!

[Slawth]

A boat captain and his crew are sailing down a river to bring reinforcements to the battle of the Alamo.
The captain stands up about halfway through the trip.
"Gentlemen, our ship is too heavy.  If three men do not jump overboard, we will all drown."
There's silence for a few moments, and then an Irishman stands up.
"Ach, remember me lads!" he proclaims, then jumps overboard.
Inspired by this moving performance, a Brit stands up and says "Remember me, guvs," then jumps overboard.
Nothing happens for several seconds, till finally, a Texan stands up.
"Remember the Alamo," he says solemnly...
Then he throws a Mexican overboard.

[killsdazombies]

Chuck Norris dosnt break hearts he breaks legs.

are polish jokes too racist? im polish tho so idk ill wait for a reply lol they probably are.