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Jokes (Keep Them Clean) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16776.msg214733#msg214733
« on: December 02, 2010, 02:32:58 am »
Got a joke and its safe for kids to hear, tell it here.

What do you call it when you mix Venison with Sloppy Joe?
Deer Joe
Let us say you have a piece of felt and you hold it up. What do you got? (reference http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felt )
You got felt up
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Re: Jokes (Keep Them Clean) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16776.msg214735#msg214735
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2010, 02:34:28 am »
what do you call a gorilla with a banana stuck in each ear?
doesn't matter; it cant hear you
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Re: Jokes (Keep Them Clean) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16776.msg214742#msg214742
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2010, 02:38:36 am »
Quote from: EmeraldTiger on December 02, 2010, 02:32:58 am
Got a joke and its safe for kids to hear, tell it here.


Let us say you have a piece of felt and you hold it up. What do you got? (reference http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felt )
You got felt up
lol i dont think those go together very well
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Re: Jokes (Keep Them Clean) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16776.msg214746#msg214746
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2010, 02:42:13 am »
fun fact:
did you know that elephants paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry trees?
the reason that you've never seen one doing this is that their disguise is so good.
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Re: Jokes (Keep Them Clean) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16776.msg214798#msg214798
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2010, 04:16:12 am »
Quote from: EmeraldTiger on December 02, 2010, 02:32:58 am
Got a joke and its safe for kids to hear, tell it here.
For me, this is a funny joke by itself. :)

I think it's funny that some "dirty" jokes can be considered "unsafe" for kids. Like hearing them somehow corrupts their fragile minds (while at the same time they are watching a movie where the good guys shoot and kill people). :)
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Re: Jokes (Keep Them Clean) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16776.msg214805#msg214805
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2010, 04:27:15 am »
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam!
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Re: Jokes (Keep Them Clean) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16776.msg214812#msg214812
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2010, 04:39:00 am »
okay i understand, but we don't want anything obscene, do we?
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Re: Jokes (Keep Them Clean) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16776.msg214878#msg214878
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2010, 06:52:41 am »
Well, "safe" and "unsafe" are not easy to judge. It all depends on the viewer.
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Re: Jokes (Keep Them Clean) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16776.msg214885#msg214885
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2010, 07:26:04 am »
Quote from: EmeraldTiger on December 02, 2010, 04:39:00 am
okay i understand, but we don't want anything obscene, do we?
Of course. That is forbidden in the forum rules as well so it goes without saying. But it wasn't really the point I was trying to make. :)




I have one joke.

What's the worst possible job you can give to Soul Catcher?



Doctor.
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Re: Jokes (Keep Them Clean) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16776.msg215110#msg215110
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2010, 07:01:08 pm »
noone thought this was funny last time I posted it.

What happens when you target Armagio with Baslisk Blood?

You get an Armageode....
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Re: Jokes (Keep Them Clean) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16776.msg215115#msg215115
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2010, 07:09:54 pm »
I don't find wizelsnarf's joke funny either (most likely because I don't have a clue what he's on about ;))
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Re: Jokes (Keep Them Clean) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16776.msg215194#msg215194
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2010, 10:04:48 pm »
What is it called when a doctor writes the wrong thing on a blood test?

A type-O!

(like typo :D)


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