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Re: I love dogs, hate cats https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9196.msg112357#msg112357
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2010, 04:58:33 pm »
Dogs > Cats

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Re: I love dogs, hate cats https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9196.msg112530#msg112530
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2010, 12:35:04 am »
This thread is hilarious.

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Re: I love dogs, hate cats https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9196.msg112617#msg112617
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2010, 03:04:25 am »


There are two means of refuge from the misery of life: music and cats.  Albert Schweitzer
I've had cats and dogs since i was a kid. I enjoy the company of both, but i get along with cats especially well.
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Re: I love dogs, hate cats https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9196.msg112628#msg112628
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2010, 03:28:03 am »
The funny thing is, I have two cats and one dog, and the dog is completely terrified of the cats :).

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Re: I love dogs, hate cats https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9196.msg112648#msg112648
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2010, 04:09:37 am »
My feline friend was walking with me one day, and we encountered our neighbors with their Newfoundland. The cat glanced at it skeptically, then hissed tentatively. The dog looked back at it half-curiously, half-fearfully, and all adorably. The cat then made a throaty growl and slapped the dog on the nose. He went running away behind one of his owners.

I like cats, because I can respect them. You can't own a cat, it does whatever it wants. It sleeps all day, so you can't help much be jealous of it. It can catch it's own food and is evens so thoughtful to bring you some. I've yet to meet a cat trained to roll over, play dead, shake paws, or any such silliness. They recognize bullshit and refuse to partake in it. They're independent but also wonderful for snuggling. Cats, unlike dogs, have a built-in miniature muffled car engine that revs quietly and fantastically in your arms. they're great for cuddling up with in bed after a long day, and love to be scritched and scratched and are much more relaxed. Dogs are generally too hectic for me, though fun. I like playing with a dog at the beach, but long-term prefer the sanity of a cat that doesn't blindly do whatever it's told to and is loyal to whoever provides it with food and kisses.

but yeah, dogs are cool too.

Re: I love dogs, hate cats https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9196.msg112651#msg112651
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2010, 04:21:36 am »
I have a feline affinity - am something of a cat myself.  However, the cats my roommate had have put me off cats for a while, I think.  He didn't take care of them, they were always pooping in the shower drain and it wouldn't get cleaned up immediately, and the male cat developed some medical condition that caused a rash-ridden bald spot behind his head.  They were filthy and got into everything.

But most cats I've met have been incredible.  Get me on the couch with a cat on my lap and a book in my hand, and maybe a nice sunbeam, and I will be content all day.  Dogs may be better to play with, greet you when you get home... but I understand cats, and for the most part they understand me.  I've only met one cat that didn't bond with me very quickly - that cat was on a CHAIN in someone's front yard.

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Re: I love dogs, hate cats https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9196.msg112662#msg112662
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2010, 05:01:42 am »
The funny thing is, I have two cats and one dog, and the dog is completely terrified of the cats :).
How is that funny?

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Re: I love dogs, hate cats https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9196.msg113003#msg113003
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2010, 07:13:41 pm »
The funny thing is, I have two cats and one dog, and the dog is completely terrified of the cats :).
How is that funny?
Because the dog is about 15 times bigger :).

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Re: I love dogs, hate cats https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9196.msg113084#msg113084
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2010, 09:21:12 pm »
I still don't get the joke.

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Re: I love dogs, hate cats https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9196.msg113218#msg113218
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2010, 01:44:51 am »
My feline friend was walking with me one day, and we encountered our neighbors with their Newfoundland. The cat glanced at it skeptically, then hissed tentatively. The dog looked back at it half-curiously, half-fearfully, and all adorably. The cat then made a throaty growl and slapped the dog on the nose. He went running away behind one of his owners.

I like cats, because I can respect them. You can't own a cat, it does whatever it wants. It sleeps all day, so you can't help much be jealous of it. It can catch it's own food and is evens so thoughtful to bring you some. I've yet to meet a cat trained to roll over, play dead, shake paws, or any such silliness. They recognize bullshit and refuse to partake in it. They're independent but also wonderful for snuggling. Cats, unlike dogs, have a built-in miniature muffled car engine that revs quietly and fantastically in your arms. they're great for cuddling up with in bed after a long day, and love to be scritched and scratched and are much more relaxed. Dogs are generally too hectic for me, though fun. I like playing with a dog at the beach, but long-term prefer the sanity of a cat that doesn't blindly do whatever it's told to and is loyal to whoever provides it with food and kisses.

but yeah, dogs are cool too.
How many thumbs up am I allowed?

I still don't get the joke.
Because it means the cats are tough and/or the dog is a big wimp :D

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Re: I love dogs, hate cats https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9196.msg113303#msg113303
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2010, 03:46:21 am »
Because it means the cats are tough and/or the dog is a big wimp :D
But that's not funny.

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Re: I love dogs, hate cats https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9196.msg113426#msg113426
« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2010, 10:58:55 am »
I like cats, because I can respect them. You can't own a cat, it does whatever it wants. It sleeps all day, so you can't help much be jealous of it. It can catch it's own food and is evens so thoughtful to bring you some. I've yet to meet a cat trained to roll over, play dead, shake paws, or any such silliness. They recognize bullshit and refuse to partake in it. They're independent but also wonderful for snuggling. Cats, unlike dogs, have a built-in miniature muffled car engine that revs quietly and fantastically in your arms. they're great for cuddling up with in bed after a long day, and love to be scritched and scratched and are much more relaxed. Dogs are generally too hectic for me, though fun. I like playing with a dog at the beach, but long-term prefer the sanity of a cat that doesn't blindly do whatever it's told to and is loyal to whoever provides it with food and kisses.

but yeah, dogs are cool too.
I'm quite a dog enthusiast and I can say generally a lot of a dog's personality is attributed to it's breed, how it was bred, and it's parents. There are certain things that a dog breed always does or tries to do; it's built into them (as with many animals). But, I wouldn't say they follow what you say blindly. Lots of tricks and actions a dog can do is very much attributed to the owners or the trainers. I've met and own quite a few dogs and seen a few breeds that are quite stubborn and want to do things their way and their way only.  :)

 

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