i have more ideas for funny cards:
Whats That Smell| What Smell
Vapors: Screen pulsates|
Hallucinate: You think you see game creatures and you think your invincible.
Suck|Blow
Lameness: Take 3 damage for not leaving your house|
Gum: You make a bubble pops in your face take 2 damage
(still thinking)
Name?|Name?
Defeat: Game score is now zero and you have zero coins.|
Epic Failure: Game score is now -1 million and you owe 1 million coins.
Carpel Tunnel | Severe Carpel Tunnel
Tingling: Take 2 Damage|
Numbness: Take 4 damage
Pain In The Neck| Pain in the Butt (still thinking)
Planetary Body| Greater Planetary Body
Attraction: Small objects begin to float around you other people take 2 Damage|
Increased Attraction: Large objects begin to float around you other people take 10 Damage
Thorn In My Finger|Thorn In My Side (still thinking)
(still thinking)
An Hour to go| A Minute too late (still thinking)
I Got To Go| Oops I Went
Bloating: You better go NOW!!|
Wetness: Take 2 damage for waiting too long