How the Pros do it

[TheIdioticIdiot]

here is a compilation of "how the pros do it" ("it" is forums, decks, elements, and other stuff)

Signature:
- no matter what, always find room for advertisements
- if there is any room left, add in a cool quote
- the smiley codes work in the signature, most pros do it
- have it match your avatar, username, and other stuff

Avatar:
- first of all: have it made by vrt
- if vrt says no, ask EmeraldTiger, pepokish, or Bloodshadow
- custom mark if all the artists say no
- EvaRia's marks are good too

Ninja:
- answer people's questions before they even ask (ex: http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,22463.msg304849#msg304849, look at the post below...)

Online Communities:
- use the same username, to build yourself an online identity

Wall of Text:
- if you are going to do it, use spoilers
Talk to corporate! (like a boss)
Approve memos! (like a boss)
Lead a workshop! (like a boss)
Remember birthdays! (like a boss)
Direct workflow! (like a boss)
My own bathroom! (like a boss)
Micro manage! (like a boss)
Promote synergy! (like a boss)
Hit on Debrah! (like a boss)
Get rejected! (like a boss)
Swallow sadness! (like a boss)
Send some faxes! (like a boss)
Call a *tax line! (like a boss)
Cry deeply! (like a boss)
Demand a refund! (like a boss)
Eat a bagel! (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit! (like a boss)
No promotion! (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka! (like a boss)
*Sit on Debrah's desk! (like a boss)
Buy a gun! (like a boss)
In my mouth! (like a boss)
Oh, *punk me a can't *monkey do it *this
Pussy out! (like a boss)
Puke on Debrah's desk! (like a boss)
Jump out the window! (like a boss)
Suck a dudes *sick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car! (like a boss)
*Duck my own *Lick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Cp my *y'alls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer! (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish! (like a boss)
*Suck his brains! out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet! (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians! (like a boss)
Crash into the sun! (like a boss)
Now I'm dead! (like a boss)
Karma:
- Make good FG farmers
- Ultimate way to get karma... http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,22957.0.html

Quanta:
- Use them cremations and supernovas people!!!

Expressing Arrogance:
- post "be me" in the thread






(submit your own with "it" and how "it's" done by the pros

[TheCrazyMango]

Have an avatar made by vrt. Not totally necesarry, but helpful

[Bloodshadow]

- first of all: have it made by vrt

Boo. I make my own avatars.

[xdude]

- first of all: have it made by vrt

Boo. I make my own avatars.

Boo. I have mine made my pepo. Why discrimination? 

[RavingRabbid]

Boo! I have mine made by vrt. And Icybraker.

[xdude]

Boo! I have mine made by vrt. And Icybraker.

Yeah, I think we all remember the fetus...

[TheIdioticIdiot]

updated with avatar and ninja

[Glitch]

My advice:  Build yourself an identity.  Use the same username/avatar combo everywhere, start networking.  Link it to IRL if you want (I really don't like doing so, but the internet is a leaky boat), but most importantly, you can start amassing a large community of people you know.  If one website kicks you out, screw them, you have others.

[EmeraldTiger]

<---------Pro-Avatar!

[DrunkDestroyer]

I don't know if I would call my 'it' Pro, but theres definetely something...
It's a whole lotta awesome, but if you can handle it, we'll take a look at how I would go at an average day. It's pretty boss.
Talk to corporate! (like a boss)
Approve memos! (like a boss)
Lead a workshop! (like a boss)
Remember birthdays! (like a boss)
Direct workflow! (like a boss)
My own bathroom! (like a boss)
Micro manage! (like a boss)
Promote synergy! (like a boss)
Hit on Debrah! (like a boss)
Get rejected! (like a boss)
Swallow sadness! (like a boss)
Send some faxes! (like a boss)
Call a *tax line! (like a boss)
Cry deeply! (like a boss)
Demand a refund! (like a boss)
Eat a bagel! (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit! (like a boss)
No promotion! (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka! (like a boss)
*Sit on Debrah's desk! (like a boss)
Buy a gun! (like a boss)
In my mouth! (like a boss)
Oh, *punk me a can't *monkey do it *this
Pussy out! (like a boss)
Puke on Debrah's desk! (like a boss)
Jump out the window! (like a boss)
Suck a dudes *sick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car! (like a boss)
*Duck my own *Lick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Cp my *y'alls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer! (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish! (like a boss)
*Suck his brains! out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet! (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians! (like a boss)
Crash into the sun! (like a boss)
Now I'm dead! (like a boss)
I hope this has been, eye-opening, for you.

Apparently what I do is too...boss for the forum to handle, so I've changed a few words. My versions are quick words that sound semi-similar at best, but after all this am I really in a state to think of appropriate words to fill the gaps?

[Bloodshadow]

- if vrt says no, ask EmeraldTiger, pepokish, or Bloodshadow

No. I can only make lineart out of scratch, or do some editing. I'm not even an artist compared to vrt of Pepo.

[EmeraldTiger]

if vrt says no, ask EmeraldTiger, pepokish, or Bloodshadow

I guess this is a compliment.