Welcome, everyone! This is the tutorial on how NOT to make a card! If you wish to take this seriously, then use it as a list of "Don'ts" for card making.
1. make sure everything is lowercase have no punctuation whatsoever because the curators love it when you do stuff like that
2. Don't read directions. Totally ignore anything Scaredgirl, Emeraldtiger, or Kuraitou said in those tutorials. You'll have a one shot failiure in no time.
3.Use a card image that is ridiculousy tall or wide. That way, the image will get distorted when you put it in the card. Even better, use an image without asking permission.
4. Write as long as possible and put all sorts of fancy symbols in
so that the text spills over the card. That way no one can read it.
5.Make the card as OP as possible. For example, stealing a spell causes you to win the game. Or perhaps a creature with 99 damage.
6. Don't use any table! Those tables are only for people who want to make good cards! Yours isn't!
7. Make the card image tiny. That way no one can read it.
8. Don't make an upgraded version! That's for people who aren't lazy at the moment, and you are!
9. Spiel everyting wong! nao evury curater can untrstad wut ur sayig!
10. Follow all these steps, and you'll have a terrible card in like 1 second. Real card makers always rush their cards and take no consideration in the rules.
And here is an example card, posted by a user whose name I will keep anonymous.
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http://imageplay.net/view/m7Gbd113264/lost_evil_mirror)
Feel free to add extra steps!
(Serious) DISCLAIMER: Zblader is not responsible for the inspiration to make terrible cards from this post. This is meant for humor
only, and if it offends anyone, I will take it down or adjust it as needed.
