How Not To Enter an RPG

[Helios]

Helios' Guide on how to Guarantee Getting Kicked-Out

Simply register with any of the following character profiles:


Name: The Destroyer

Element:

Race: Uber-gods

History: The Destroyer is the uber-god of destruction; he was born before Time itself, and can destroy anything.

Abilities: Destroyer - Instantly destroys anything.

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Name: The Killer

Element:

Race: The Extremely Powerful Ancient Deities (EPAD)

History: The Killer is an EPAD who can kill anyone and can kill as many people as he wants simultaneously.

Abilities: Kill - Instantly kill x number of people, x has no restrictions.

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*Note: What is particularly amusing is that this one was actually submitted in an RPG here.
**Character name removed to avoid allusions to a specific member.

Character Name:
Race:TRUE god
Element:OBVIOUSLY
Appearance:like a immortal
Age:about 30
Background:born as a human, drafted into the army of fire, rose through the ranks to false god, then challenged the true god of fire and won.
Belongings: upped fire shield, upped fahrenheit
Abilities: rain of fire (does six damage to each enemy)
fire bolt(30 damage instant, no extra)
ablaze(+4/+0)
rage pot (+10/-5)
explosion(destroy 3 permanants)

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Name: God

Element:

Race: God

History: He is God.

Abilities: God - Instantly does anything and everything.

[Demagog]

You forgot mine... He was aether and existed only in another dimension where he couldn't be harmed, and he could call forth aether beings into the real world to do his bidding.

[Bloodshadow]

That god character made me LOL. Can't believe someone actually submitted that...

[Wardead]

That's nothing compared to my awesome ones. I'll give you some.

1.

Name: Zanzarino

Element: All

Background: He created Elements.

Abilities:

Ban: You're dead.

Win: He wins the RPG, and you can't do anything about it.

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2.

Name: Chuck Norris

Element: He ain't needin one!

Background: He painted it white.

Abilities:

Roundhouse kicks: He roundhouse kicks you.

Punch: You're bashed in the face.

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3.

Name: Jonathan

Element: 

Background: He is the Master of Darkness.

Abilities:

RPG: He controls the RPG.

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4.

Name: Wardead The Great

Element: Void

Background: None

Abilities:

Awesome: He kills the RPG by annoying them and God-modding.

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5.

Name: Jmizze

Element: 

Background: Don't know

Abilities:

All cards: He uses all cards and you can't stop him.

[Helios]

3.

Name: Jonathan

Element: 

Background: He is the Master of Darkness.

Abilities:

RPG: He controls the RPG.

Ah, now I understand: Blood's character had a concealed and secret sixth ability all along. How OP!

[icybraker]

Name: Chuck Norris

Element: He ain't needin one!

Background: He painted it white.

Abilities:

Roundhouse kicks: He roundhouse kicks you.

Punch: You're bashed in the face.

INCORRECT

Name: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris warrants no description.

[Bloodshadow]

Ah, now I understand: Blood's character had a concealed and secret sixth ability all along. How OP!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

You found out my ultra secret ability! How did you do it?!

[Wardead]

He did all the time. Which is the most OP among my 5 characters?


I think Wardead is the awesomest!

[miniwally]

If we're pointing out errors

3.

Name: Jonathan

Element: 

Background: He was the Master of Darkness.

Abilities:

RPG: He controls the RPG.

[Wardead]

Well, he is in an RPG. And no offense guys.

And new ones:

Name: PuppyChow

Element: 

Background: ...

Abilities:

Mind Read: He counter-counter bluffs you in a battle.

Dogfood: He eats Dogfood and gains super-doggy strength.

Woof: He Woofs! you to death.

Switch: He betrays  and goes to  .

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Name: Icybraker

Element: 

Background: No Idea

Abilities:

Ego: He brags about himself, and you die hearing his stories.

Lie: He tricks (lies) and fools you.

Icy: He is Icy.

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Name: 1337

Element: 1337ness

Background: Programmed in 600613 1337

Abilities:

C0d3z: H3 c0d3z y0u, 7uRn1n y0u 1337.

1337 P0W@#: D3$7R0Y!!!

[Wardead]

Some more! No offense.


Name: Helios

Element: 

Background: Was an Angel in Heaven.

Abilities:

Long Writing: He kills you with long writing.

Similarities: He can switch to a Bloodshadow or Purity_Riot character.

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Name: Demagog

Element: ...

Background: Has been always loving animals...

Abilities:

MOOO!: He Moo's like a Holy Cow.

[icybraker]

Dude, you totally messed up my background.

Name: Icybraker

Element:

Background: Unknown, but he dies when he get shot by Implosion

Abilities:

Lose: Icybraker loses this fight, causing his adoring fans to destroy his opponent in the next fight.