As future Master of Fire I promise to Cremate all Photons so they don't benefit from their infinite attack-quanta ratio. Vote for me
You may cremate the photons, but for what use? As someone who is totally not narcissistic, I will not only cremate the photons, but I will use them for something other than pesky RoFs and Rage Potions. I shall also cremate every creature for nerfing, but not only that, I shall also fire lance them into oblivion!
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