If you saw the topic, you know that I have some jokes. Number 1's not exactly a joke, but it's funny:
A colossal dragon is fat and trying to hide it with his hand but his hand isn't big enough!
Now, number 2 isn't a joke either, but I'll get some jokes later.
If the Oracle's fat, why should we trust him? What if he sumo slams us?
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I have to go play to find some more jokes now

I'll see ya!