Funny card ideas

[ninjamaster1991]

Pac-man|Pac-woman
0
9999999999999999|99999999999999999
0 : Devour

[Blazing Moonwalker]

Soviet Russia
20
Hermes Rage Quits on you!

[ninjamaster1991]

Nom|N0m
9999999999999999999
0|0
99999: devour

[Elementalicious]

Rebecca Black | Rebecca Black

0 | 1

  If the game is a music video, day suddenly turns into night.

Passive ability: Confuse. Have a clock that goes very fast. Wake up and announce you're going to have cereal, but you never do. Get out of the house, seemingly to go to school, but some tweenage kid drives up in a car out of nowhere. Ask which seat you can take when the only one open is the backseat.

[the_unknown]

black hole/black hole
cost:all quanta
neither you or your opponent have any cards in their deck
and your opponent has no quanta

[ninjamaster1991]

Nyan Kitten| Nyan Cat
1: Nyan. This ability can be used multiple times a turn.

Nyan| Nyan
9|9
1: Nyan

[fralarz]

Whoopie cap/ Ban Hammer
1 Life Quanta/ 100 Quanta of every type
Suffer from extreme embarrassment and lose the game/ The opponent loses the game and is banned

[Pyrodinium]

Watcha doing? | Watcha doing? (elite)
Cost: Your allowance/grades/Internet connection/job
Type: Spell
Effect: Your mom/significant other/teacher/boss catches you playing Elements Online when you're suppose to be doing something else.

[EmeraldTiger]

i have more ideas for funny cards:
  Whats That Smell| What Smell Vapors: Screen pulsates| Hallucinate: You think you see game creatures and you think your invincible.
  Suck|Blow  Lameness: Take 3 damage for not leaving your house|  Gum: You make a bubble pops in your face take 2 damage
  (still thinking)
  Name?|Name?  Defeat: Game score is now zero and you have zero coins.|  Epic Failure: Game score is now -1 million and you owe 1 million coins.
  Carpel Tunnel | Severe Carpel Tunnel  Tingling:  Take 2 Damage| Numbness: Take 4 damage
  Pain In The Neck| Pain in the Butt (still thinking)
  Planetary Body| Greater Planetary Body  Attraction: Small objects begin to float around you other people take 2 Damage| Increased Attraction: Large objects begin to float around you other people take 10 Damage
  Thorn In My Finger|Thorn In My Side (still thinking)
  (still thinking)
  An Hour to go| A Minute too late (still thinking)
  I Got To Go| Oops I Went  Bloating: You better go NOW!!|  Wetness: Take 2 damage for waiting too long

[ninjamaster1991]

Mirror of Mirrorness
0
0 : Your opponent's creatures attack himself.

[Elementalicious]

Bill Nye | The Science Guy

Cost: Your dignity
  Enslave Elementary school kids using subliminal messaging in science videos.

[nerd1]

appendix   ???
status: useless, go away
two appendixes ???
status: freakish, but still useless. go away.