Funny card ideas

[TheForbiddenOracle]

Mr. Hyde l Dr. Jekall

Mr. Hyde- turn into Dr.Jekall next turn 7/1
Dr. Jekall- turn into Mr. Hyde next turn 1/7

[Ekki]

Middle Finger|Huge Middle Finger
Cost 0
Spell
Your quanta goes back to zero, your hp is now one and all your field is filled with -1|1 Photons. You can't play any more cards, so go f**k yourself.


Epic Cow | Epic Cow
Cost 1 
Creature, 0|5
Effect: Moo. Until your opponent rage-quits.

[EmeraldTiger]

NAME: I Don't Know ELEMENT: Entropy COST: ? TYPE: Permanent ATK|HP: TEXT: Unknown: I have no idea what this does.	NAME: I Don't Care ELEMENT: Entropy COST: ? TYPE: Permanent ATK|HP: TEXT: Apathy: I couldn't care less what this does.

ART: ??? IDEA: ??? NOTES: Why? SERIES: Insert this

[Ekki]

NAME: I Don't Know ELEMENT: Entropy COST: ? TYPE: Permanent ATK|HP: TEXT: Unknown: I have no idea what this does.	NAME: I Don't Care ELEMENT: Entropy COST: ? TYPE: Permanent ATK|HP: TEXT: Apathy: I couldn't care less what this does.

ART: ??? IDEA: ??? NOTES: Why? SERIES: Insert this

This couldn't be more entropic...

[EmeraldTiger]

cant let this die

[migster99]

OMGROFLWTFEPCWINBBQ Sauce|OMGROFLWTFEPCWINBBQ sauce
Cost: Maybe
Type: Spell
Effect: Opponents hand is filled with random acronyms.

[Insert Random Acronym Here]|[Insert Random Acronym Here]
Cost: 1
Type: Creature
Atk|Hp: -X|0
X is equal to the number of acronyms anywhere. Sacrifice 10 health to play. Burn your own eyes.

[ninjamaster1991]

AwesomeSauce|FailSauce
Permanant
Win the game, but you die.

[Ryli]

morningstar (not to be confused with Morning Star) / morningglory
5 / 5
Permanent
Weapon: Deal 7 Damage at the the end of each turn / 8 Damage
Immaterial
3 Endow: morningstar may endow a Crusader / 2 Endow

Flying Stats 7/1 / 8/1

[nerd1]

cabbage I king of the cabbage patch
3 I 2
effect: {status} taste bad (if devoured, creature delayed one turn) I effect: {status} regicide (if devoured, creature murdered by English people in funny hats)
attack:0 defense:1 I attack:1 defense:2
art:

cabbage	king of the cabbage patch

[Newbiecake]

NAME: Bieber Madness ELEMENT: Entropy COST: 4 TYPE: Permanent ATK|HP: TEXT: Love and Hate: Enemy creatures either do double damage or no damage to you. Lasts 10 turns.	NAME: Bieber Fever ELEMENT: Entropy COST: 2 TYPE: Permanent ATK|HP: TEXT: Love and Hate: Enemy creatures either do double damage or no damage to you. Lasts 10 turns.

ART: Stock for the image: http://www.topnews.in/light/people/justin-bieber. IDEA: Noobiecakes NOTES: Why is Justin Bieber not in the game already? Come on, Believers and Haters, vote for this card!!! There are Believes (fans of Bieber) and Haters out there. Because of that, enemy creatures will either love him or hate him, doing double or no damage! SERIES: None

[TheForbiddenOracle]

NAME: Bieber Madness ELEMENT: Entropy COST: 4 TYPE: Permanent ATK|HP: TEXT: Love and Hate: Enemy creatures either do double damage or no damage to you. Lasts 10 turns.	NAME: Bieber Fever ELEMENT: Entropy COST: 2 TYPE: Permanent ATK|HP: TEXT: Love and Hate: Enemy creatures either do double damage or no damage to you. Lasts 10 turns.

ART: Stock for the image: http://www.topnews.in/light/people/justin-bieber. IDEA: Noobiecakes NOTES: Why is Justin Bieber not in the game already? Come on, Believers and Haters, vote for this card!!! There are Believes (fans of Bieber) and Haters out there. Because of that, enemy creatures will either love him or hate him, doing double or no damage! SERIES: None

Ilold

[BBs22]

Computer Virus
Cost: 50
1|1
Unless your opponent has the card Antivirus Software on the field, make 99 more copies of this card.

Antivirus Software
Cost: 50 
Shield
Shield: If a "Computer Virus" is played or is in play, destroy it.