> True Friendship is none of that Sissy Crap
> Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
> But never actually come close to reality?
> Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
> You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
> Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
>
>
>
> 1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad
> like a spider monkey.
>
> 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>
> 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
>
> 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
>
> 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
>
> 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
>
> 7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well
> Again. I don't want whatever you have.
>
> 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.
>
> 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
> 'because you are my friend'.
>
> Friendship is like peeing your pants,
> everyone can see it,
> But only you can feel the true warmth.
