THE THINGAMUBOBFor all your exercising needs!!

Thingamabob FAQ
Q: does it come in colors other than white?
A:No!
Q:Does it do anything?
A:Yes! It Does Lots Of Things!
Q:Like what?
A: Waste your money!
Q: Why should I buy it?
A: Because you can!
World News: Thingamabob becomes a worldwide best-seller even though its useless. why do people by it? 99 sources say "because we can!" 1 source says "THE ALIENS!!! THEY ARE COMING FOR ME!!!!"