Elements JokesI decided to write some original Elements jokes based on the game. As you might suspect, I am not a professional comedian so some of these are pretty bad.
Also before you say these jokes suck and I suck, keep in mind that I made these in 30 minutes and it wasn't as easy as you'd think.
Feel free to add your own Elements jokes to this thread. Just try to keep it original, and not just post old jokes using names from Elements.
Q: Why do Elements players make good VHS video rental store employees?Because they always remember to Rewind the tapes.
Q: Why are religious people bad at playing 
decks?Because they don't believe in evolution.
Q: Why cannot you take an Elements player to a natural history museum?Because he tries to upgrade all the Skeletons.
Q: Why did an Elements player jump from the top of a building?He wanted to see if he had any
left.
Q: Why did an Elements player get fired from his job as a chimney sweeper?He kept trying to make a Phoenix out of the ash.
Q: Why does an Elements player have an advantage in chess?He uses an Elite Queen.
Q: Why does an American Elements player move to Europe in the summer?He wanted to convert Celsius to Fahrenheit.
Q: What does an Elements player do if his mobile phone runs out of battery?He uses Elite Charger.
Q: Why does an Elements player run around with a smoke machine every time there is a high humidity?He wants to have Improved Fog.
Q: Why do non-Indian Elements players hate Hinduism?Because of all the False Gods.
Q: Why is a bad idea to go to a dark room with an Elements player?Because he will try to Steal your wallet.
Q: What does an Elements playing priest do when the church loses electricity?He uses Holy Flashlight.
Q: Why did an Otyugh learn how to cook?Because he was banned from all the all-you-can-eat restaurants.
Q: Why did an Elements player get banned from a poker tournament?He used 6 copies of each type of card.
Q: Why did Spartans beat Romans in Elements PvP?Romans had too many Pillars.
Q: Why did an Elements player quit his job as a chicken farmer?Because none of the eggs hatched into a Dragon.
Q: Why did an Elements player get fired from his job as a Sound Engineer?Audio was always desynced.
Q: Why is an Elements player unbeatable in Paintball?He plays Quintessence before the match starts.
Q: How did a 12-yeard old Elements player win gold in Javelin Throw in the Olympics?He played Flying Weapon.
Q: Why do Elements players like to drink Red Bull?It gives them Wings.
Q: What is the favorite card of Elements Chat regulars??Freeze.
