Elemints, halloween addition!
Looking for a good way to spook your friends? Feed them a death elemint, and kill them! Then feed them a life elemint and bring them back to life! It'll be a great gag!
Friend 1: Hey, eat this.
Friend 2: Yaaaay!
Friend 1: HA ha! It's funny because he's dead now. Time to force feed him another one!
Friend 2: Yaaaay! Dying was so much fun!
That's right kids, poisoned candy is fun. Ha ha. Buy your elemints today!
*Maybe you should take the hint, the present they want is an ele-mint! Yeah!*
Warning: Common side effects include vomiting, diarrhea, and becoming undead. Contact your doctor if you stay dead and/or have an erection lasting more than 4 hours. You should not eat death elemints if you are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant, as death elemints have been known to cause stillborn children and sterility. Do not feed life elemints to living subjects, as they will enter a diabetic coma. Do not feed life elemints to subjects who died of something other than death elemint poisoning. Do not purchase this product if you are not over 35 and a certified doctor. Elemints are illegal in 49 of the 50 states, please eat responsibly. Do not, under any circumstance, mix elemints with mentos and soda without a hazard suit on. The creators of elemints are not responsible for any lost jewelry, sanity, body parts, or life.