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Title: Elements Fluff Contradictions
Post by: MasterWalks on December 12, 2020, 10:02:04 pm
In MtG we like to make the connection of certain small creatures being able to beat huge beasts easily. The biggest meme in MtG for this is how 15 squirrels can beat the largest and strongest Lovecraftian creature in the universe. Post some of EtG fluff inconsistencies here.

Photon is way too easy, cant use that.

How about how a Chicken (Cockatrice) can beat the most powerful Dragon in the game (Crimson Dragon) atk wise.
Title: Re: Elements Fluff Contradictions
Post by: Wyand on December 12, 2020, 10:03:45 pm
atk/quanta wise?

Talking about squirrels, we have scarabs instead of them here. :D

And biggest fluff is Sundial. I mean this can stop an entire army.

(https://cms-tc.pbskids.org/global/Sundial-Nature-Cat-activity.jpg?mtime=20200513211437)
Title: Re: Elements Fluff Contradictions
Post by: MasterWalks on December 12, 2020, 10:05:42 pm
So the way to look at it is imagine a chicken irl, going to battle with a giant flaming dragon and killing said dragon.
Title: Re: Elements Fluff Contradictions
Post by: Wyand on December 12, 2020, 10:07:53 pm
Looks like I'm not understanding the concept. Thought we must find strange existing things in the game. We have to make them up?

Btw Parasite killing Crimson Dragon in 2 turns.
Title: Re: Elements Fluff Contradictions
Post by: Naesala on December 12, 2020, 11:25:59 pm
Quote from: MasterNoob on December 12, 2020, 10:02:04 pm
The biggest meme in MtG for this is how 15 squirrels can beat the largest and strongest Lovecraftian creature in the universe.

Why use 15 squirrel when can use 8 rock?

(https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=497724&type=card)
Title: Re: Elements Fluff Contradictions
Post by: MasterWalks on December 12, 2020, 11:43:00 pm
Quote from: Wyand on December 12, 2020, 10:07:53 pm
Looks like I'm not understanding the concept. Thought we must find strange existing things in the game. We have to make them up?

Btw Parasite killing Crimson Dragon in 2 turns.

It looks like you got the right idea. I probably explained wrong.

Also, a bull with a sapphire in its forehead can break through a shield made out of Diamonds, since i guess Saphires are stronger than Diamonds.
Title: Re: Elements Fluff Contradictions
Post by: andretimpa on December 13, 2020, 12:09:39 am
(https://i.imgur.com/6XaMZ3f.png)
Title: Re: Elements Fluff Contradictions
Post by: Naesala on December 13, 2020, 04:48:02 am
Black holes cant affect you in church.
Title: Re: Elements Fluff Contradictions
Post by: andretimpa on December 13, 2020, 10:49:25 am
You can't do stuff when it's too quiet.
Title: Re: Elements Fluff Contradictions
Post by: DoctorC on December 13, 2020, 06:59:18 pm
You can wipe out a mighty seraph, a terrific lava golem, rare entities with reality altering abilities and living pieces of crystal that annihilate almost anything in its path with a single bottle of explodey juice... that can't do so much as killing a firefly. Literally unplayable  :sillyspin:

Also, how do you petrify a light/electricity particle?
Title: Re: Elements Fluff Contradictions
Post by: Wyand on December 13, 2020, 07:05:11 pm
Photons can be slowed significantly.

Sparks can be accumulated in capacitors.

:D
Title: Re: Elements Fluff Contradictions
Post by: Naesala on December 13, 2020, 10:51:33 pm
A magically flying hammer needs a trebuchet to fling it at an opponent to deal real damage.
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