Element related sayings

[marioNweed]

So I was bored in bio cummer school today an was thinking bout playing Elements, obviously stage two of addiction. I overheard the two guys next to me talking bout some party an I had a random saying come into my head, "Girls are like quantum hourglasses, spend enough time an you'll get what you want" not the greatest joke but I was wondering if anyone else had any funny Elements sayings they've come up with

[Snopel]

Wow! I lol'd at that one! XD
i'm not good at jokes, but it's worth a try...

Ya mama's so fat she ate an Elite Armagio, buffed with 3 Basalisk Blood.
*bricked*

[guy_fawkes]

what about : "don't deflag my balls" ?

[melzardust]

Lol just came up with one:
otyugs will bite
if you health's not too bright. 

[marioNweed]

great ones yall.

i love you so much, when i get the quanta, ill use gravity pull on the moon for you.

that nerd is so weak that id have to antimatter his attacks to feel anything

[melzardust]

iPhone apps are like abilities, you click them and they happen.

[marioNweed]

your life is like an armagio, you take hit after hit until your finally destroyed

[melzardust]

Siblings are like Arsenic, they are a pain while they slowly kill you.

[marioNweed]

your moms so fat, massive dragon looked at her like damnnn

[melzardust]

Your mommas so fat, if you gravity pull her you are immortal.

[marioNweed]

instead of waking up an feeling like P Diddy, i wake up feeling like a fully buffed golden dragon

[Snopel]

Your mommas so fat, if you gravity pull her you are immortal.

WIN!!