Dr. Skotadi Phobos and Dr. ACCUSO hearing your problems.

[Zawadx]

Naw, now you have a value of 0.

[Skotadi Phobos]

Dawn is the sun rising, and in mythology the Dawn is usually depicted as female. Also, Dawn is used as a female name.

And Doctors: I can't think of ideas for Brawl. Halp plz?

Well, I suppose this question is void. I'll still be expecting payment.

[Zawadx]

Co-Brawler discount? Something along the lines of 357%?

[Skotadi Phobos]

Co-Brawler discount? Something along the lines of 357%?

lol no, my avvy is a picture of an Orzhov collector. I assume you see what I'm getting at here.

[dawn to dusk]

There is someone at school who I despise. Utter loathing. I have figured out a torture method for him and everything.

I will hook giant hooks under his collarbone. I will attach these hooks to a crane and lift him up. I will then drop him, but, just before he hits the ground, I will stop him from dropping. This will rip out his collarbone from his chest.
If he is somehow still alive, I will stab his eyes with a fork before gouging them out with a spoon. And then, Columbian Necktie.

The problem is, I don't have enough money to pay someone to do this and if I do it, I will not be able to participate in future endeavours. Please help.

On the other hand... Sko, you always said you want to come to Australia...

[Skotadi Phobos]

There is someone at school who I despise. Utter loathing. I have figured out a torture method for him and everything.

I will hook giant hooks under his collarbone. I will attach these hooks to a crane and lift him up. I will then drop him, but, just before he hits the ground, I will stop him from dropping. This will rip out his collarbone from his chest.
If he is somehow still alive, I will stab his eyes with a fork before gouging them out with a spoon. And then, Columbian Necktie.

The problem is, I don't have enough money to pay someone to do this and if I do it, I will not be able to participate in future endeavours. Please help.

On the other hand... Sko, you always said you want to come to Australia...

I am a Doctor, not a torturer, I recommend you talk to nae.

[dawn to dusk]

Well any advice on how to get over this? Or whether or not I actually should get over it

[OldTrees]

Well any advice on how to get over this? Or whether or not I actually should get over it

Despise is a funny emotion. For to despise someone we need to give them more consideration than we think they deserve. The more we despise them the more consideration we are awarding them (and yes it is an award).

[Skotadi Phobos]

Well any advice on how to get over this? Or whether or not I actually should get over it

Repress this emotion and use it to fuel your ambition!

[eljoemo]

I recently discovered that I can't even. Is this a problem?

[Espithel]

Didn't the Boros and Golgari destroy some of your cathedrals, mr. debted to the deathless?


...Also, I'm being molested by nymphs constantly. How can you help me with that?

[Skotadi Phobos]

I recently discovered that I can't even. Is this a problem?

Yes, unfinished sentences are a huge problem.

Didn't the Boros and Golgari destroy some of your cathedrals, mr. debted to the deathless?


...Also, I'm being molested by nymphs constantly. How can you help me with that?

Meh, I'll pay them back later. And that sounds like the opposite of a problem.