Dr. Skotadi Phobos and Dr. ACCUSO hearing your problems.

[Rutarete]

You didn't draw me a map and now I have another problem I need answered! The worst of all…

What should I do when a 17 year old girl sits in front of me in English class and will not stop talking to me about Beiber? She tells me everything she is about to write about (90% of the time about Beiber 10% about Selena being worse than Beiber) and about what she does at her dance class. I don't care about this stuff at all and have told her so previously. She basically has yet to mature. To make matters worse, last year one of my friends told me this girl might have a crush on me. This year has confirmed it 100%.

When I try ignoring her she just keeps talking with NO ONE actually paying attention. Wtf do I have to do to get this girl to leave me alone?  >_<'

Show her all the horrible things he's done.

No that just makes her worse! 

Work out a way to have the two meet?

That could either end in disaster for me or for her. Either way I think she'll still be talking to me about Bieber…

Sigh...

Always change topic, maybe to whatever music/person you're crazy about?

[TribalTrouble]

You didn't draw me a map and now I have another problem I need answered! The worst of all…

What should I do when a 17 year old girl sits in front of me in English class and will not stop talking to me about Beiber? She tells me everything she is about to write about (90% of the time about Beiber 10% about Selena being worse than Beiber) and about what she does at her dance class. I don't care about this stuff at all and have told her so previously. She basically has yet to mature. To make matters worse, last year one of my friends told me this girl might have a crush on me. This year has confirmed it 100%.

When I try ignoring her she just keeps talking with NO ONE actually paying attention. Wtf do I have to do to get this girl to leave me alone?  >_<'

Show her all the horrible things he's done.

No that just makes her worse! 

Work out a way to have the two meet?

That could either end in disaster for me or for her. Either way I think she'll still be talking to me about Bieber…

Sigh...

Always change topic, maybe to whatever music/person you're crazy about?

I'm not crazy about any particular music/person. However, that is the best idea so far.

[CrockettRocket]

Well, you could be blunt. Just say "I don't like you" ... or is it just me that does that? xD

[eljoemo]

To counter the beiberism, I would suggest investing in a set of ear plugs.

To counter the crush she has on you, I would suggest finding a willing female (or male) volunteer and making out directly in front of this beibery girl.

[MyNameIsJoey]

Or you could yourself talk about how much you love one direction.

[TribalTrouble]

To counter the beiberism, I would suggest investing in a set of ear plugs.

To counter the crush she has on you, I would suggest finding a willing female (or male) volunteer and making out directly in front of this beibery girl.

This could actually work. Nice idea! 

[eljoemo]

I heard this is a place for questions to be asked and, on rare occasions, answered. So I have chosen to bring my query here, to the most enlightened part of these forums we so boldly call home, in hopes, that one of these immortals present can finally unfold the riddle that has haunted my thoughts for many a sleepless night into a plain blanket of truth that will comfort and protect all those around it. And the enigma in question is one of the deepest philosophical floor, one of such inaudible discretion that even a thousand wise men could not conjure a response from the infinite fields of latency they possess internally. But without further haste, I shall promptly grant you perplexity that has floated through the foul dust that lurks with the darkest corners of my mind so that you too may ponder its complex relevancy to the frail norm of man that we all must cling most desperately to. Tits, or ass?

[dawn to dusk]

i have a question?

please help

[CrockettRocket]

I heard this is a place for questions to be asked and, on rare occasions, answered. So I have chosen to bring my query here, to the most enlightened part of these forums we so boldly call home, in hopes, that one of these immortals present can finally unfold the riddle that has haunted my thoughts for many a sleepless night into a plain blanket of truth that will comfort and protect all those around it. And the enigma in question is one of the deepest philosophical floor, one of such inaudible discretion that even a thousand wise men could not conjure a response from the infinite fields of latency they possess internally. But without further haste, I shall promptly grant you perplexity that has floated through the foul dust that lurks with the darkest corners of my mind so that you too may ponder its complex relevancy to the frail norm of man that we all must cling most desperately to. Tits, or ass?

This question is uber easy. I find the "perplexity that has floated through the foul dust that lurks within the darkest corners of your mind" being how you would ask such and easy question. Tits. <--- use dice to figure out your answer.

[Skotadi Phobos]

I heard this is a place for questions to be asked and, on rare occasions, answered. So I have chosen to bring my query here, to the most enlightened part of these forums we so boldly call home, in hopes, that one of these immortals present can finally unfold the riddle that has haunted my thoughts for many a sleepless night into a plain blanket of truth that will comfort and protect all those around it. And the enigma in question is one of the deepest philosophical floor, one of such inaudible discretion that even a thousand wise men could not conjure a response from the infinite fields of latency they possess internally. But without further haste, I shall promptly grant you perplexity that has floated through the foul dust that lurks with the darkest corners of my mind so that you too may ponder its complex relevancy to the frail norm of man that we all must cling most desperately to. Tits, or ass?

Tits, Asses are for pooping.

i have a question?

please help

I have an answer, you're welcome.

[CrockettRocket]

I think the community is teaming up against me. They're always so selfish and will never give me answers. What do I do? Specifically, anyone whose posted here wont give me answers. ^_^

[eljoemo]

Okay guys, this time I have Syria-s medical condition. I can't Finnish a sentence without including some country name or something. It Israel-ly becoming a problem for me. The other day I China have a conversation but all I kept saying was the names of countries. Oman, it was awkward! Kenya help me out doctors?