Dr. Skotadi Phobos and Dr. ACCUSO hearing your problems.

[Skotadi Phobos]

i am caught in a rather unusual predicament ... the other day i was walking through the for my balls are stuck in a bear trap (no questions) but thats not the problem, my face.... my face/jaw is stuck in the exact way as the damn wolf in my avatar ever since the trap first... "grabbed" my twins, i cant seem to make a normal face again... you think its because of the bear trap? if not, what?

It looks like the old story is true, if you keep your face like that long enough it'll freeze like that. And it also raises the age old question, if a wolf gets its nards stuck in a bear trap does it make a sound? Either way, I recommend standing upright next time you go hiking.

[Skotadi Phobos]

What's the most deranged problem you've had to solve?

My husband has been unresponsive during sex recently. It started suddenly around last week. I thought it might just be a one-off but no matter what I try he does nothing. I put my @@@@ in his @@@@ and he does nothing. I play with his @@@@ and he does nothing. I cover him in @@@@ and then we @@@@ until @@@@ @@@@ and he @@@@ and still nothing. I think he might be cheating on me. He did say there was a rather attractive dog at the pet shop he works in. Can you give me some comforting advice? I don't know what has brought this on. I did stab him in the throat with a kitchen knife on the day the problems started but that's insignificant, right? Just please help me.

This one, this mutha effing one

[eljoemo]

What's the most deranged problem you've had to solve?

My husband has been unresponsive during sex recently. It started suddenly around last week. I thought it might just be a one-off but no matter what I try he does nothing. I put my @@@@ in his @@@@ and he does nothing. I play with his @@@@ and he does nothing. I cover him in @@@@ and then we @@@@ until @@@@ @@@@ and he @@@@ and still nothing. I think he might be cheating on me. He did say there was a rather attractive dog at the pet shop he works in. Can you give me some comforting advice? I don't know what has brought this on. I did stab him in the throat with a kitchen knife on the day the problems started but that's insignificant, right? Just please help me.

This one, this mutha effing one

Not sure if I should be proud, or ashamed...

[Skotadi Phobos]

What's the most deranged problem you've had to solve?

My husband has been unresponsive during sex recently. It started suddenly around last week. I thought it might just be a one-off but no matter what I try he does nothing. I put my @@@@ in his @@@@ and he does nothing. I play with his @@@@ and he does nothing. I cover him in @@@@ and then we @@@@ until @@@@ @@@@ and he @@@@ and still nothing. I think he might be cheating on me. He did say there was a rather attractive dog at the pet shop he works in. Can you give me some comforting advice? I don't know what has brought this on. I did stab him in the throat with a kitchen knife on the day the problems started but that's insignificant, right? Just please help me.

This one, this mutha effing one

Not sure if I should be proud, or ashamed...

Fame is fleeting, but creepy questions last forever.

[dawn to dusk]

What's the worst that would happen?

You develop a case of immortality and have to witness the human race backslide further into a race of blithering idiots unable to do anything of worth and live in the wreckage of the earth, and enjoy the downfall of the music industry as it devolves with the humans. Or you could step on a lego brick, that would suck.

its starting...

[Skotadi Phobos]

What's the worst that would happen?

You develop a case of immortality and have to witness the human race backslide further into a race of blithering idiots unable to do anything of worth and live in the wreckage of the earth, and enjoy the downfall of the music industry as it devolves with the humans. Or you could step on a lego brick, that would suck.

its starting...

It's already starting phase two.

[dawn to dusk]

I have a new problem. That problem is the fact that I am accepting the inevitable truth.

Humanity is weak. We die from things hundreds of times smaller than us, we get severely injured from merely falling over and we can easily trick the things that we rely on to survive. We believe to be advancing in technology but we haven't found a cure for one of the most frequent sicknesses in existence: the common cold. We are easily distracted by pitiful emotions such as love and hate. Our sciences are running into a dead end and finally, the only signs of intelligence I have seen in a long time is found within this thread. The percentage of love songs in the world sums up half my argument while illusions and hospitals sum up the other half.

Is there sense in what I am saying or am I living in an illusion (which promotes my idea of human insignificance)?

[iloveashley3]

I have a new problem. That problem is the fact that I am accepting the inevitable truth.

Humanity is weak. We die from things hundreds of times smaller than us, we get severely injured from merely falling over and we can easily trick the things that we rely on to survive. We believe to be advancing in technology but we haven't found a cure for one of the most frequent sicknesses in existence: the common cold. We are easily distracted by pitiful emotions such as love and hate. Our sciences are running into a dead end and finally, the only signs of intelligence I have seen in a long time is found within this thread. The percentage of love songs in the world sums up half my argument while illusions and hospitals sum up the other half.

Is there sense in what I am saying or am I living in an illusion (which promotes my idea of human insignificance)?

honestly thats quitr true. i forget where i read it, but earlier this month an article (i believe the newspaper) said by 2030 we'd have some flying cars.. now, we'd do that instead of try to possibly aide cancer research? i should die in the 2050's or 60's and if we havent progressed with cures by then, thats just ashame.

[Skotadi Phobos]

I have a new problem. That problem is the fact that I am accepting the inevitable truth.

Humanity is weak. We die from things hundreds of times smaller than us, we get severely injured from merely falling over and we can easily trick the things that we rely on to survive. We believe to be advancing in technology but we haven't found a cure for one of the most frequent sicknesses in existence: the common cold. We are easily distracted by pitiful emotions such as love and hate. Our sciences are running into a dead end and finally, the only signs of intelligence I have seen in a long time is found within this thread. The percentage of love songs in the world sums up half my argument while illusions and hospitals sum up the other half.

Is there sense in what I am saying or am I living in an illusion (which promotes my idea of human insignificance)?

honestly thats quitr true. i forget where i read it, but earlier this month an article (i believe the newspaper) said by 2030 we'd have some flying cars.. now, we'd do that instead of try to possibly aide cancer research? i should die in the 2050's or 60's and if we havent progressed with cures by then, thats just ashame.

I see you are one of the few intelligent individuals of this species. No, it's not an illusion, the truth is always much worse than we can imagine.

[TribalTrouble]

how do we fix this?

[Skotadi Phobos]

how do we fix this?

Well, first things first, we'll need that.

[TribalTrouble]

how do we fix this?

Well, first things first, we'll need that.

And how do we get that?