Dr. Skotadi Phobos and Dr. ACCUSO hearing your problems.

[Naesala]

Dear Doctors,

There are not enough Fire Emblem games in America and I do not speak Japanese. Please remedy this or help me however you can.

[Skotadi Phobos]

Dear Doctors, i've a problem and i'm lookin' for a solution, this is what happened to me..

I'm 31 years old and I am married to a widow of 44 years, who has a daughter of 25 years.
My father married the daughter.
So now my father became my son (in law), since he married my daughter (gained).
Also, my daughter in law has become my step-mother, as my father's wife.
My wife and I had a son last August.
He thus became the brother of the wife of my father, then brother in law of my father, and also my uncle, because my stepmother's brother.
My son is therefore my uncle.
The wife of my father at Christmas had a son that's at the same time my brother (as my father's son) and my nephew as son of the daughter of my wife.
I am therefore brother of my nephew, and as the husband of the mother of a person is his father, it appears that I am the father of the daughter of my wife and brother of her son.
So I'm my grandfather.

Can you help me?

You don't need help, this is the opposite of a problem. You get to have senior citizen discounts and tell people awesome grandpa stories, also you have access to a wide array of dad jokes, you're set if you ask me.

Dear Doctors,

There are not enough Fire Emblem games in America and I do not speak Japanese. Please remedy this or help me however you can.

I suppose you could hire a translator to play the game with you.

[TribalTrouble]

I have yet another problem. I've been watching these videos on YouTube to learn some cool tricks but I can't seem to get anyone to stay interested long enough to fully experience the trick. I see a look on their face that tells me they are thinking "is this over yet....? -____-", what should I do? Do you know more interesting tricks?

Oh and I also have a problem. Every time I come on this site it says "reigned by Aether" on the top. Can't we get a change of scenery around here?

[Skotadi Phobos]

I have yet another problem. I've been watching these videos on YouTube to learn some cool tricks but I can't seem to get anyone to stay interested long enough to fully experience the trick. I see a look on their face that tells me they are thinking "is this over yet....? -____-", what should I do? Do you know more interesting tricks?

Oh and I also have a problem. Every time I come on this site it says "reigned by Aether" on the top. Can't we get a change of scenery around here?

I recommend slipping them some kind of hallucinogen to keep their interest, if that doesn't work then do the same in a neutral location so the don't find something to stare at, and I'm sure KDZ would like a change of scenery as well. Snow gets a little old. Perhaps you could put a post it note over the banner with a design of your choice.

[dawn to dusk]

I have 2 problems. I have this strange thing where I read the first post in a thread that I don't understand. I then read the posts after it.
I also have this thing where I periodically laugh histerically at what is said in this thread. Please help!!!

[Skotadi Phobos]

I have 2 problems. I have this strange thing where I read the first post in a thread that I don't understand. I then read the posts after it.
I also have this thing where I periodically laugh histerically at what is said in this thread. Please help!!!

I wouldn't worry about the first one, reading nonsense seems to be a normal pastime. This second thing however troubles me. To laugh at my advice is not normal as it is all 100% serious medically proven methods of helping people who have problems. Perhaps you should think sad thoughts as you read.

[eljoemo]

My husband has been unresponsive during sex recently. It started suddenly around last week. I thought it might just be a one-off but no matter what I try he does nothing. I put my @@@@ in his @@@@ and he does nothing. I play with his @@@@ and he does nothing. I cover him in @@@@ and then we @@@@ until @@@@ @@@@ and he @@@@ and still nothing. I think he might be cheating on me. He did say there was a rather attractive dog at the pet shop he works in. Can you give me some comforting advice? I don't know what has brought this on. I did stab him in the throat with a kitchen knife on the day the problems started but that's insignificant, right? Just please help me.

[dawn to dusk]

I have 2 problems. I have this strange thing where I read the first post in a thread that I don't understand. I then read the posts after it.
I also have this thing where I periodically laugh histerically at what is said in this thread. Please help!!!

I wouldn't worry about the first one, reading nonsense seems to be a normal pastime. This second thing however troubles me. To laugh at my advice is not normal as it is all 100% serious medically proven methods of helping people who have problems. Perhaps you should think sad thoughts as you read.

i took your advice and it worked! for about a week. im now at the point where i get depressed at anything funny and burst into laughter whenever i hear something tragic. id prefer help soon as i dont want to crack up in the middle of a funeral...

[Skotadi Phobos]

My husband has been unresponsive during sex recently. It started suddenly around last week. I thought it might just be a one-off but no matter what I try he does nothing. I put my @@@@ in his @@@@ and he does nothing. I play with his @@@@ and he does nothing. I cover him in @@@@ and then we @@@@ until @@@@ @@@@ and he @@@@ and still nothing. I think he might be cheating on me. He did say there was a rather attractive dog at the pet shop he works in. Can you give me some comforting advice? I don't know what has brought this on. I did stab him in the throat with a kitchen knife on the day the problems started but that's insignificant, right? Just please help me.

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll come around. The neck wound might have resulted on blood loss but that should clear up in a few weeks. The dog problem is easy to correct, simply watch him carefully at work, if he stares longingly at the animals then you should probably talk to his manager.

I have 2 problems. I have this strange thing where I read the first post in a thread that I don't understand. I then read the posts after it.
I also have this thing where I periodically laugh histerically at what is said in this thread. Please help!!!

I wouldn't worry about the first one, reading nonsense seems to be a normal pastime. This second thing however troubles me. To laugh at my advice is not normal as it is all 100% serious medically proven methods of helping people who have problems. Perhaps you should think sad thoughts as you read.

i took your advice and it worked! for about a week. im now at the point where i get depressed at anything funny and burst into laughter whenever i hear something tragic. id prefer help soon as i dont want to crack up in the middle of a funeral...

I expected this to happen, simply think neutral thoughts for a while and you should be back to how you were before, then just keep this cycle going until you die.

[TribalTrouble]

I'm poor.

[Skotadi Phobos]

I'm poor.

Hello poor, I'm dad.

[iloveashley3]

i am caught in a rather unusual predicament ... the other day i was walking through the for my balls are stuck in a bear trap (no questions) but thats not the problem, my face.... my face/jaw is stuck in the exact way as the damn wolf in my avatar ever since the trap first... "grabbed" my twins, i cant seem to make a normal face again... you think its because of the bear trap? if not, what?