Dr. Skotadi Phobos and Dr. ACCUSO hearing your problems.

[dark ripper]

I thought you hated Skubs...

Anyway, I have a dilemma: Which came first, the skotadi or the Phobos?

skotadi means darkness in greek, and phobos means fear. So I guess skotadi came first.

[Chapuz]

So Skotadi Phobos means Fair Of The Datk (an Iron Maiden song). yeee

[dark ripper]

So Skotadi Phobos means Fair Of The Datk (an Iron Maiden song). yeee

Actually just Darkness Fear but yeah you cant call him like that;p

[iloveashley3]

why is the guy in my .gif (avatar) such a badass?

[TribalTrouble]

Why do younger girls like me more than girls my own age?

[Skotadi Phobos]

So, I went to my shrink the other day, and while we were talking quietely and beautifully, I killed him, Im pretty moody sometimes, and this has proven to be really bad. Any suggestions doctor?

Given your previous record I really don't feel comfortable giving you advice. _{please don't kill me}

Guess what happens if you dont give me any advice 

Spoiler for Hidden:

you die

You know I was always jealous of my father's record, 819 kills. BUT I dont know what path to follow, the one of peace and quiet or the one with sin and murder. Please doctor I need help.

The one of peace and quiet, definitely.

I thought you hated Skubs...

Anyway, I have a dilemma: Which came first, the skotadi or the Phobos?

actually skotino came first but right before I joined the forums I changed it to a different translation I found.

why is the guy in my .gif (avatar) such a badass?

On rare occasion I share my badassness with random strangers, I made him good with chairs for lulz.

Why do younger girls like me more than girls my own age?

I have reason to believe that eyesight develops late with females, that might explain it.

[eljoemo]

I took your advice of snorting 4 whole marijuanas and that seems to miraculously cure me of my exotic array of cancers. It did however cause me to be high as f*ck for a long period of time. This was a side affect I was not aware of. When I finally was myself once more, I realized that my [CENSORED] had been tattooed to resemble a hot-dog. This is something I am very concerned about. Is this a normal thing to happen to a person who is under the influence of at least 17 different illegal drugs as well as the four marijuans prescribed?

[Skotadi Phobos]

I took your advice of snorting 4 whole marijuanas and that seems to miraculously cure me of my exotic array of cancers. It did however cause me to be high as f*ck for a long period of time. This was a side affect I was not aware of. When I finally was myself once more, I realized that my [CENSORED] had been tattooed to resemble a hot-dog. This is something I am very concerned about. Is this a normal thing to happen to a person who is under the influence of at least 17 different illegal drugs as well as the four marijuans prescribed?

How the hell do you know about the [censored] !?!?! This is bad, no one is suppose to know of the [censored] You! forget about the [censored] for clarification, look earlier in the thread, [censored] is an old joke

[Leodip]

But if I switched to the otherside, falling like snow, while dreaming of californication thinking "damn, I can't stop", will I find myself under the bridge?

[Zawadx]

Why are you holding Steve the Stone captive against his will? He has rights, you know!

[Skotadi Phobos]

But if I switched to the otherside, falling like snow, while dreaming of californication thinking "damn, I can't stop", will I find myself under the bridge?

Yes, You are quite likely to find yourself living under a bridge, but that's not all bad, you meet some interesting characters down there

Why are you holding Steve the Stone captive against his will? He has rights, you know!

Crazy talk, Steve loves his home, I even gave him a stone babe to be friends with. Besides, I found him when he was a pebble, he never developed the skills he needs to survive in the wild.

[SpikeSpiegel]

Dear Doctors, i've a problem and i'm lookin' for a solution, this is what happened to me..

I'm 31 years old and I am married to a widow of 44 years, who has a daughter of 25 years.
My father married the daughter.
So now my father became my son (in law), since he married my daughter (gained).
Also, my daughter in law has become my step-mother, as my father's wife.
My wife and I had a son last August.
He thus became the brother of the wife of my father, then brother in law of my father, and also my uncle, because my stepmother's brother.
My son is therefore my uncle.
The wife of my father at Christmas had a son that's at the same time my brother (as my father's son) and my nephew as son of the daughter of my wife.
I am therefore brother of my nephew, and as the husband of the mother of a person is his father, it appears that I am the father of the daughter of my wife and brother of her son.
So I'm my grandfather.

Can you help me?