For the past 30 years I have been formulating a plan to singlehandedly take over the world. As the actualization date draws nearer, I have been experiencing increasing difficulty suppressing outbursts of villainous laughter. It is important to me that no one knows of this plan's existence until it is too late to defeat me. How can I stop my laughter?
PS
I tried every variation of all uses for Nutella, and none of them worked.