Dr. Skotadi Phobos and Dr. ACCUSO hearing your problems.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Can you join with OldTrees and Bluepriest to make the ultimate therapy thread?

NO, I hate pros, they think they know everything.

What is a pros?

[plastiqe]

I want a second opinion, where is Dr. ACCUSO?

[Skotadi Phobos]

Heeeeellllppp my CANDLE is on FIRE!!!

Welcome to the 21st century where electricity exists.

I want a second opinion, where is Dr. ACCUSO?

The good doctor has been in surgery for the past 7 hours and is very tired, and by that I mean someone was committing surgery on him and he's not exactly tired, just coming off the kick-ass painkillers we gave him.

[Drake_XIV]

Why are you avoiding my question?

I spend too much time on the Forums.  Help?

[Skotadi Phobos]

Why are you avoiding my question?

I spend too much time on the Forums.  Help?

That's unpossible, you've broken logic with this statement, next you'll want to know how to divide by 0.

[OldTrees]

Why are you avoiding my question?

I spend too much time on the Forums.  Help?

Post 4 times as much 2 days per week.
If that does not work then try posting half as much three times a day.

[TheAccuso]

I want a second opinion, where is Dr. ACCUSO?

OMG here i am, how many patients we've got yet
Seems like i gotta say bye-bye to sleep.

My cat has been less active lately.

Does feeding him less do that? Or is he just adjusting?

Overusing dead and alive skill will bring your cat to act in a strange way.
If you really feel the need, at least make sure to buy him a pair of condors pet.

I have been waking up in the morning finding myself covered in [censored].  Where is this coming from?

Change your mark (e.g. aehter) and the flooding will vanish.

My doctor said I have 2 weeks to live due to not eating.

What can I do?

Give the Otyugh in adoption.

Administrator Comment

Please don't double (or triple or quadruple) post. Thank you.

[AnonymousRevival]

May I see your doctoral certificates? And also, I have an ominous feeling that Russia is going to invade the US. What should I do?

[TheAccuso]

May I see your doctoral certificates? And also, I have an ominous feeling that Russia is going to invade the US. What should I do?

If in doubt buy a Big Mac and a bit of vodka, when the time comes you'll know which one to use.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.

[AnonymousRevival]

Um.....but all the doctors I know wouldn't give me such unhealthy commodities to consume.

[TheAccuso]

Um.....but all the doctors I know wouldn't give me such unhealthy commodities to consume.

Doctor logic:
Everyone want to enjoy living>>everyone enjoy to eat fat stuff and be drunk>>everyone enjoy more die for obesity and overdrunkness problems that die for a bomb>>eat whatever you want.

[ARTHANASIOS]

1) HELP ME! I CAN'T STOP WRITING IN CAPS! WHAT SHOULD I DO??

2) PLEASE HELP, EVERY NIGHT I FELL ASLEEP I HAVE NIGHMARES IN WHICH GHOSTS OF MY PAST HUNT ME DOWN! WHAT CAN I DO SO THE RESTLESS SPIRITS GO AWAY?

3) HEEEEEELP! I HAVE SOME OTHER NIGHTMARES RIGHT NOW; AN ARMY OF SOFS DESTROYS ALL OF MY PILLARS/PENDS AND PERMANETS!!! HOW CAN I GET RID OF THESE SOFS???