Dr. Skotadi Phobos and Dr. ACCUSO hearing your problems.

[Skotadi Phobos]

Upon further review of the community I feel that this thread is needed now more than ever!

[Rutarete]

What's the worst that would happen?

[eljoemo]

I have a problem. I have been suffering recently from several symptoms of varying severity. I searched the interwebz and I have conducted a self diagnosis of myself and I am frightened by the results.

After suffering from a blocked nose for at least 3 days, I believe I have Brain, Face, Hair, Elbow, Nipple and Anus Cancer.

How long do I have left? Will I live to see EtG 1.4? Is there anything I can do to make my passing less painful?

[Skotadi Phobos]

I have a problem. I have been suffering recently from several symptoms of varying severity. I searched the interwebz and I have conducted a self diagnosis of myself and I am frightened by the results.

After suffering from a blocked nose for at least 3 days, I believe I have Brain, Face, Hair, Elbow, Nipple and Anus Cancer.

How long do I have left? Will I live to see EtG 1.4? Is there anything I can do to make my passing less painful?

This is a tough one, while I usually focus on mental problems I have a basic understanding of physical illness as well, For the cancer I recommend snorting 4 whole marijuanas, if that works I still can't guarantee living to see 1.4, it'll be a while until that comes out. If that doesn't work then I recommend renting a bounce house, you never see anyone crying about their illness in a bounce house.

What's the worst that would happen?

You develop a case of immortality and have to witness the human race backslide further into a race of blithering idiots unable to do anything of worth and live in the wreckage of the earth, and enjoy the downfall of the music industry as it devolves with the humans. Or you could step on a lego brick, that would suck.

[BC]

How can I think of a witty question to post?

[Skotadi Phobos]

How can I think of a witty question to post?

Well, you have several options. The first and most practical would be to sell your Christmas sprit to the devil, he accepts those for small favors like free sandwiches, I'm sure a witty question would fall into this category, if not, you can move on to option two, find a secret monastery in the mountains of Nepal and ask the guy with the biggest beard, if Nepal is out of range then just find a guy with a big beard. (6 inches long at the least) And if all else fails ask a dad, dad's have dad jokes which reveal trace elements of wit.

[Rutarete]

If I were you, how would I go about getting rid of nicknames like Skibs? Or was it Skubs?

[Skotadi Phobos]

If I were you, how would I go about getting rid of nicknames like Skibs? Or was it Skubs?

Skubs, and I quite like it actually, but if I had to get rid of it I'd eliminate all who called me by it or knew about it.

[dark ripper]

So, I went to my shrink the other day, and while we were talking quietely and beautifully, I killed him, Im pretty moody sometimes, and this has proven to be really bad. Any suggestions doctor?

[Skotadi Phobos]

So, I went to my shrink the other day, and while we were talking quietely and beautifully, I killed him, Im pretty moody sometimes, and this has proven to be really bad. Any suggestions doctor?

Given your previous record I really don't feel comfortable giving you advice. _{please don't kill me}

[dark ripper]

So, I went to my shrink the other day, and while we were talking quietely and beautifully, I killed him, Im pretty moody sometimes, and this has proven to be really bad. Any suggestions doctor?

Given your previous record I really don't feel comfortable giving you advice. _{please don't kill me}

Guess what happens if you dont give me any advice 

Spoiler for Hidden:

you die

You know I was always jealous of my father's record, 819 kills. BUT I dont know what path to follow, the one of peace and quiet or the one with sin and murder. Please doctor I need help.

[Rutarete]

I thought you hated Skubs...

Anyway, I have a dilemma: Which came first, the skotadi or the Phobos?