Dr. Skotadi Phobos and Dr. ACCUSO hearing your problems.

[Rutarete]

Drake has a habit of stuffing Nutella into people's mouths and then shutting the mouth closed with duct tape. How should this be  stopped?

[Skotadi Phobos]

Drake has a habit of stuffing Nutella into people's mouths and then shutting the mouth closed with duct tape. How should this be  stopped?

*stuffs nutella in rut's mouth and duct tapes it closed* quiet you.

[Drake_XIV]

It's not a problem because it keeps the [censored] hidden.

[Skotadi Phobos]

It's not a problem because it keeps the [censored] hidden.

Exactly, and I don't see any laws saying it's illegal.

[vivimancer]

Place Nutella in mouth, then place duct tape over mouth, continue on with normal life.

problem solved, i now no-longer baseline in public, but the nutella is rotting my teeth and if I remove the duct tape to brush them I end up swallowing the toothbrush,

what now oh wise ones?

[Skotadi Phobos]

Place Nutella in mouth, then place duct tape over mouth, continue on with normal life.

problem solved, i now no-longer baseline in public, but the nutella is rotting my teeth and if I remove the duct tape to brush them I end up swallowing the toothbrush,

what now oh wise ones?

Replace your teeth with steel ones.

[TheAccuso]

"Against the wounds of life??
Now there is...
Nutella spray!!"

[vivimancer]

Replace your teeth with steel ones.

Ok done.  Only problem is now the local kids keep calling me Jaws and trying to stick me to magnets.  Could I borrow that Nutella spray to keep them occupied?

 

[Skotadi Phobos]

Replace your teeth with steel ones.

Ok done.  Only problem is now the local kids keep calling me Jaws and trying to stick me to magnets.  Could I borrow that Nutella spray to keep them occupied?

No, that won't work, you have to wear a mask so they can't get at your teeth.

[Rutarete]

What's the most deranged problem you've had to solve?

[TheAccuso]

What's the most deranged problem you've had to solve?

Once i was gone crazy for this girl wich stayed with me on summer's holiday in sardinia 2 years ago, then we leaved and she go back to bergamo(a very far city from rome), then i called her telling she that i would come 1 week at New Year’s Day party in bergamo just for her.
She was very happy of it an decided to host me for couple days and then i would spend the remaining days in a hotel near her house.
The party day comes and after 15 minutes i arrived we had a quarrel, so we spent all the party ignoring us(note that this happened day 1!).
So i decided to socialize with other people there(note that i only knew her and other 2 people at the party) and eventually start to talk to one of her best girlfriend.
She made me understand clearly her idea of how to continue the night.
So i had to choose between get mh-mh with her friend and never came back to bergamo or bore myself to death but stay loyal to the girl i had traveled for,  spending 600 euros.

[vivimancer]

No, that won't work, you have to wear a mask so they can't get at your teeth.

worked brilliantly, however I've now been banned from Tescos. Could you post me some more nutella?